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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Tomorrow’s I Heart Rummage—Cancelled

posted by on December 15 at 2:01 PM

According to IHR’s website—and Slog tipper PJP—tomorrow’s I Heart Rummage at the Crocodile has been cancelled. Says PJP…

Looks like this just happened, and there’s an attempt to find a new location, but I would be surprised if it somehow all comes together at the last minute.

Any news? Any ideas what’s going on?

Tomorrow was supposed to the big pre-xmas show. A lot of vendors were counting on this show in order to pay the bills. Pretty screwed up if you ask me.

It’s Come To This

posted by on December 15 at 1:44 PM

Burger King launches a line of French-fry and burger-flavored “snacks”:

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The endlessly awesome blog Not Eating Out In New York has the scoop.

This Week on Drugs

posted by on December 15 at 1:43 PM

The Inevitable: Supreme Court judges restore sentencing discretion for other judges.

The Coincidental? US Sentencing Commission retroactively commutes sentences.

Her Husband’s Wife: Hillary not that into sentencing reforms.

High Road: Clinton apologizes for staffer’s comment on Obama’s drug use.

Gaza’s Trip: Hamas Islamists burn sacks of marijuana and cocaine.

Losing Its Appeal: Retail marijuana stores still illegal.

Protecting and Serving: Ohio cop sold drugs.

Not High but Tight: “Ask the White House” lobs softballs for the Drug Czar.

Fag Love: 13 of 20 top Brit brands are cigarettes.

Neuromancer: Parkinson’s drugs made man a homosexual gambler.

The Stranger News Hour. Tonight on KIRO. 710 AM.

posted by on December 15 at 12:35 PM

It’s time for our weekly session with David Goldstein.

I’m dragging Jonah along this week to talk about his coverage of the Seattle Police.

And I’ve got a list of suggestions for the 2008 state legislature and some news from the latest Sound Transit board meeting where 2008 light rail came out swinging.

There’s also a closely-watched City Council meeting coming up on Monday where both the controversial Vulcan deal and a proposal to protect industrial zoning are queued up for a vote.

All of this action explodes into conspiracy theories and stars outgoing council member Peter Steinbrueck—highlighting a question we’ve been asking lately: Who will take on Nickels when Steinbrueck leaves at the end of the year?

And another question: Is the local GOP dead? And how does Goldy’s ex-wife fit in?

Finally, I will bring this to Goldy’s attention: Tomorrow is the 234th anniversary of the Boston Tea Party.

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Today The Stranger Suggests

posted by on December 15 at 11:00 AM

Art

‘A bell is a cup until
it is struck’
at Punch Gallery

This is what happens when two neighboring artist-run spaces work together: “a focused assemblage of photography, video, sculpture, ink on paper, and cough drop labels” with themes that include “spills, spots, piles, trash, smoke, mirrors, bread, sunsets, Jesus, trees, motor homes, and a poodle.” It’s an international juried show—chosen by Eric Fredericksen—with work by local artists (Gretchen Bennett, Lisa Liedgren, Brett Walker, and Jamey Braden, a former Stranger intern) as well as artists from Berlin, Las Vegas, and DeLand, Florida. (Punch, 119 Prefontaine Pl S, 621-1945; SOIL, 112 Third Ave S, 264-8061. Noon–5 pm, free.)

JEN GRAVES

Blackwater on Steroids

posted by on December 15 at 10:15 AM

Ever since I read Noah Shachtman’s nicely done article about Iraq earlier this week, I’ve been checking out his blog, Danger Room (three cheers for the Uncanny X-Men.)

He’s got some interesting posts up.

1) He checks the numbers on the specifics of the U.S. counterinsurgency effort—the plan to sign up and use Iraqi police … or “Alligators” as they’re called (because of their Izod shirts). I could use a little more context on the numbers, but here’s a summary:

The Concerned Local Citizens, volunteer auxiliary police forces established to secure local communities, have sprung up over much of Iraq since the onset of the surge. Concerned Local Citizens groups are currently active in 12 of Iraq’s 18 provinces. Over 72,000 members are active in the ranks, with over 60,000 on paid contract and 12,000 volunteers.
A link he posts has more in-depth details.

2) And then there’s this: Pro baseball players aren’t the only ones with steroid problems. Controversial military contractor, Blackwater, may operate under the influence too:

It seems that 2007 will go down in history as the year of artificial performance enhancers. In the world of sports, you’ve got guys like Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds. In the military realm, you’ve got Blackwater. That’s right, just when it seemed the questions that surround private military contracting couldn’t get more simultaneously odd and disturbing, Blackwater (the company involved in the September shootings in Baghdad, which left 17 Iraqi civilians dead) has been sued by the victims’ families for, among other things, sending heavily-armed “shooters” into the streets of Baghdad with the knowledge that some of these “shooters” are chemically influenced by steroids and other “judgment-altering substances.”

The lawsuit, aided by the non-profit Center for Constitutional Rights based in Washington, claims not just that the civilians were killed by Blackwater employees, but that the company was responsible as it “created and fostered a culture of lawlessness amongst its employees, encouraging them to act in the company’s financial interests at the expense of innocent human life.” Most recently, the plaintiffs asserted that “Blackwater knew that 25% or more of its “shooters were injecting steroids or other judgment altering substances, yet failed to take effective steps to stop the drug use.”


Morning News

posted by on December 15 at 8:59 AM

posted by news lackey Brian Slodysko

Pakistan: Musharraf lifts emergency rule—well, kinda.

Non-binding Climate Resolution: 190 Countries sign a piece of paper that doesn’t really do anything.

So, About Those Tapes: Justice Department tells Congress to postpone investigation into CIA tape destruction.

Through the Cracks: Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation focuses on AIDS and Malaria prevention at the expense of basic healthcare.

Check and Balances: Bush attempts politicizing military judiciary.

Guilty: Nickels’ son sentenced to three months for role in casino scam. Meanwhile, an African-American man who was the recipient of a 10 second taser blast from police, sentenced to 240 hours of community service, already having served two days in jail.

The Wind

posted by on December 15 at 2:54 AM

It’s back.


Friday, December 14, 2007

Done!

posted by on December 14 at 5:07 PM

We raised over $60,000.

That’s $20,000 more than last year, all for the homeless and hungry people helped by FareStart.

Thank you so, so much. I can’t tell you how grateful we are.

If you won your auction, congratulations!

If you didn’t, consider giving a little something of what you would’ve bid:

Thank you all—donors, bidders, the people who worked to make this happen—a thousand times over.

Happy holidays, everybody.


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All About Hedda

posted by on December 14 at 4:56 PM

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As has been discussed before, every time Washington Ensemble Theatre does anything, all of us—Brendan, Annie, and I, at least—fight about who gets to go see it/review it. But since Hedda Gabler only plays for one weekend, there’s not really much sense reviewing it in next week’s paper, so Kiley went to some rehearsals and wrote a big preview of it in the issue that’s out now.

Hedda Tesman, née Hedda Gabler, is a frustrated prize bride, recently wedded to—and, to her horror, pregnant by—a dorky academic named George. She used to be the belle of every ball but, she explains, “I had danced myself tired; my day was done.” She is a distillation of disgust—bored by her husband, revolted by his doting aunt, both repelled by and attracted to the randy neighbor, enthralled with her husband’s professional rival, and contemptuous of the rival’s sweet and innocent mistress. (Naturally, Hedda also despises the play’s only other character, a serving girl.) A mess of resentment, Hedda is a woman with brains and balls—her favorite pastime is shooting her pistols—trapped in a Victorian cage. She’s a victim and she’s in charge. She wants to be an artist, a writer, a creator. Instead she destroys.

So, how was it? I am probably not the person to ask because, embarrassingly, I haven’t seen the play before, whereas on the way out of the theater Kiley and Wagner were talking about what was cut and what wasn’t, about what these decisions said about director Jennifer Zeyl’s interpretation, about whether Hedda Gabler is a feminist work—and I was thinking about Radiohead and David Bowie and the Beatles. The show is saturated with music. Lots of Radiohead’s Amnesiac, some of Radiohead’s In Rainbows, a little of Bowie’s Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, all of Bowie’s “Space Oddity,” all of Radiohead’s “Exit Music for a Film,” a certain song by the Beatles about happiness and warm guns…

The set Zeyl designed is a thing to behold—this is a lady who won a Stranger Genius Award for her set designs—consisting of a room with two chandeliers and slanted walls (so the characters can literally climb the walls) and abstract bric-a-brac (garish blue, frames on the walls without things in them, said chandeliers carved from wood with energy-saving corkscrew fluorescent bulbs). This is a brightly painted, chopped up, subtext-exploding re-imagining of a play in which what we know about plays is fed back into the work to create a kind of maniacally knowing, self-aware spectacle. This is psychology turned into furniture. The set is where Zeyl puts all of her ideas. She is a master at conveying what she means in visual terms.

Conveying what she means through actors, not so much.

Specifically, the relationships between the characters seem indistinct, which is a problem, because the play’s tension is built around what they think of each other. Mannerisms are specific to each character but in a lot of cases seem to come from nowhere. All of the actors (except one) have their moment, or lots of moments, that startle you into believing them, but the most successful moments in the show aren’t the fine, sharp psychological entanglements but the overstated gestures—the moment when Marya Sea Kaminski (as Hedda) tears all the fluffy white frills off her blouse, or when Colin Byrne (as Lovbourg) does aerial acrobatics on red tissu in the sequence where Hedda is imagining his death. But these are so constructed they’re essentially set pieces, these scenes.

In any case, using Radiohead throughout the show is brilliant, because Radiohead’s songs—the Amnesiac and In Rainbows ones, anyway—are melodies made of moans, feedback, bleeps, hissing, static, in other words, the sounds of the digital age, and are about what the digital age is doing to people. It is music that’s a critique of the digital age and yet, as the writer Mark Greif has pointed out, you need the tools of the digital age (the speakers in your iPod) to hear Radiohead’s music. And Hedda Gabler is built on such paradoxes of dependence.

That said, I have no idea what “Space Oddity” had to do with anything.

Ten Minutes!

posted by on December 14 at 4:50 PM

The bidding will close in ten minutes.

So far, you’ve raised over $53,000.

Get in there!

No This Weekend at the Movies

posted by on December 14 at 4:46 PM

If you’re waiting for This Weekend at the Movies, I’m sorry. My browser ate my lengthy post. I am so depressed.

Juno

Here’s On Screen. It’s really long, and includes reviews of the following movies: Juno (good), The Kite Runner (bad), I Am Legend (good), Starting Out in the Evening (good), Goodbye Bafana (bad), The Walker (bad), The Amateurs (sexist and bad), The Perfect Holiday (kind of gross), Romance & Cigarettes (bad). Over here is Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Party 1, Party 2, and tonight: Robert Horton’s Critics Wrap 2007, featuring our very own Andrew Wright.

Laura Penn Leaves Intiman

posted by on December 14 at 4:44 PM

She has been Intiman’s managing director for 14 years. She’s leaving to run the Society of Stage Directors and Choreographers, a directors’ and choreographers’ union.

All the Broke Young Literary Magazines

posted by on December 14 at 4:21 PM

I followed Christopher’s advice in last week’s Suggests:

It’s a little hard to describe n+1 because n+1 belongs in another time. If Mary McCarthy were alive today, it is the journal she would write for. Its four editors met at Harvard, live in New York City, and like ideas. All they really want to do is go around the corner and get a beer and talk/fight about Isaac Babel or Radiohead or McSweeney’s or the state of American fiction or how much exercise sucks. Tonight, two of the editorial brass, Keith Gessen and Chad Harbach, read from issue number six.

I’m glad I did—the three editors (managing editor Alexandra Heifetz read, too) were smart and funny in a sad-sack way. They’d been on the road for a few weeks and announced, as soon as they got on stage, that the magazine was broke.

(Not least because they threw a too-expensive, poorly attended fundraising party in San Francisco. The irony: n+1 has, in the past, smacked around McSweeney’s, which started in San Francisco. “We overestimated how many people loved us in San Francisco,” one of the editors said.)

Frizzelle wrote a good story about it in this week’s paper—about n+1 publications (“Caleb Crain compares reading Henry James to smoking crack”), about the audience (“one of them was a guy more or less the size of New Hampshire”), and about the pathos (“a lot of the audience left without buying stuff”).

Read all about it.

“Dirty Fat Person Sits on President’s Face” a.k.a. My Childhood

posted by on December 14 at 4:05 PM

Dan’s latest handful of ’70s Playboy cartoons, specifically the first one about the cops and the rapin’, totally just blew my mind up. When I was a kid, my parents always had a bunch of B. Kliban books lying around our house. Not that corny shit with the cats, but the weirder, cleverer ones: full of boobs and swear words and totally freakish surreal nonsense. I didn’t get most of the jokes, but I read them over and over again anyway. You can look at clearer versions of these, and others, here.

I haven’t thought about those books in forever. But looking at that cop cartoon today, I’m realizing that B. Kliban has a lot to do with the state of my adult brain (i.e. filled with feces and boobs and puns and nonsense). I can’t believe I never made that connection before. Thanks, B. Kliban!

And one more, because I can’t help it:

Today in Line Out

posted by on December 14 at 4:00 PM

Strangercrombie Music Items of the Day: Queens of the Stone Age tickets, an album review, the Vera Project/Barsuk gift pack, and more!

Tonight in Music: USE, the Cops, Guards of Metropolis, Strong Killings, and Broken Disco.

Ari Spool Loves Sparks: Not the alcoholic drink, the band with the crazy pants and crazier mustache.

Best Joni Mitchell Song Ever: Ron Rosenbaum says it’s “Amelia.”

This Week’s Setlist: Hiphop takes over and Ari and I play artists from The Program.

Fuck That Sick Fucker: Michael Jackson scores Vegas residency, Trent Moorman goes off on Michael Jackson.

Bullshit List: Jeff Kirby dissects Rolling Stone’s Best Of 2007 list.

Music News: More labels downsize, the Police make a lot of money, and Tori Amos gets really mad at her fans.

Happy Weekend: TJ Gorton gifts you with a Gino Soccio song for your Friday.

Innersounds Star: Line Out contributor Terry Miller gets interviewed about his music blog.

Ike Turner: Still dead, but being remembered in next week’s paper.

Whoops: The Knight Riders party featured in this week’s Bug in the Bassbin gets moved to next month.

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(Thanks to both Bethany and David for sending me the link for this adorable little guy.)

Manufactured Crisis

posted by on December 14 at 3:54 PM

The email alert arrived this morning: “Our Mayor and the City Council are about to downzone our neighborhood (Georgetown) into an industrial wasteland (no kidding),” wrote Joel Ancowitz, a 42-year-old yoga teacher who owns a house in the neighborhood with his partner. Seemingly fast tracked, a bill introduced in the Urban Planning and Development Committee only three weeks ago goes for a vote before the city council on Monday. If it passes, the legislation will limit new commercial and residential developments to 25,000 square feet in Seattle’s 5000 acres of industrial-zoned land.

However, the rezoning wouldn’t exactly apply to Georgetown – a pocket of single-story bungalows, artist warehouses, and quirky shops zoned for mixed use, with roughly 1200 residents – but rather the swath of industrial land that surrounds it. Here’s a map.

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Georgetown is that multi-colored blob in the blue industrial-zoned ocean.

Councilmember Peter Steinbrueck, who introduced the bill, says it’s not a downzone but a means to prevent encroaching commercial and residential conversions from displacing manufacturing businesses in an area intended to accommodate them. “We are trying to resist some of that [conversion] to protect our industrial job base, which is in excess of 100,000 jobs,” he says.

The issue for neighbors is whether further limiting commercial devlopment near Georgetown will adversely affect the burgeoning community there.

“Art co-ops would be prevented from using that space. The creativity happening down here could very well be stifled,” says Ancowitz, who urges people to contact councilmembers and ask them to stall the legislation or exempt the land near Georgetown. “I’d like to see studies done first.”

The mayor’s office and some members of the council think the city needs to pass binding legislation now. “We’re in the biggest building boom in this city’s history,” says Steinbrueck, who also introduced a companion resolution to study industrial zoning. “We’ve put some interim controls in to prevent a rush to vest while we take a little more time.”

But Kathy Nyland, who owns a small retail shop in the neighborhood, thinks the urgency is artificial. She cites six vacant warehouses in the area as an example that industrial businesses aren’t wanting for space. “This decision can’t be rushed, because you’re making a decision based on a color-coded map,” she says.

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Santa: Drunk and at Liberty

posted by on December 14 at 3:52 PM

Santa was at Liberty on 15th last night, enjoying the hell out of himself. The barman said Santa had killed the keg of Liberty Ale and moved on to pints of Stella. (“I don’t know what the reindeer are drinking,” the barman said.) The flask lodged between Santa’s substantial belly and for-decorative-purposes-only belt was empty. “I drank it already,” he said. About the belly: “That’s real,” he said with pride. “That’s a lot of beer.” Santa doesn’t like gin. “When Santa drinks gin,” he said, “he tastes it for three days.” Santa was unconcerned that his suit made him look fat.

Santa put the crowd drinking at Liberty at a 50/50 naughty-to-nice ratio. He was given to promising women brand-new canary yellow cars. Santa likes the ladies, it was clear, and he’s seeking to address the wage gap as best he can.

One woman posed for a photo with Santa and her martini. Regarding her photograph afterward, she said, “I look kind of guilty.” What did she ask for? “To please make him fall into the ocean and float far, far away.” Who? “Santa knows.”

Santa and the owner of Liberty (which also serves sushi) discussed fishing; Santa’s an avid fisherman and will be getting back to it in Cancun in January. (In an aside, the owner of Liberty reported that both of Santa’s hands were visible in the majority of the evening’s photographs, “so that’s good.”)

Mrs. Claus was present, too, wearing silky dark red and a jingle-bell bracelet. She interrupted an extended conversation with Santa.

“Are you getting in trouble?” she said.

“I’m not telling lies!” he said.

“You’re going back to the North Pole in about five minutes,” she said.

Someone told Santa that they hadn’t seen him in a long time, that they’d missed him. “I’ve always been here, and I’ll always be here, forever and ever and ever,” he said. “You just have to believe in your heart.”

Tonight, Santa’s at the Tasting Room; tomorrow night, at BalMar.

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DV-One Sentenced

posted by on December 14 at 3:34 PM

Toby Campbell—aka DV-One—has been sentenced to 240 hours of community service. Campbell was also given a 32 day jail sentence—which was suspended—and fined $500.

At the sentencing, Matt Roach, a juror, spoke on Campbell’s behalf and told news intern Brian Slodysko that the jury had issues with the definition they were given for assault.
“Legally they were obligated to convict [Campbell] based on the conditions they gave us,” Roach said. “But I did not feel justice has been served.”

Campbell says he’s just happy for his case to be over “It’s like having to pay for something you didn’t actually get,” he said.

Campbell’s attorney says they still plan to appeal the case.

Re: 1971 Playboy Funnies…

posted by on December 14 at 3:22 PM

particularly that one about the cops.

You’ve come along way boys.

Here’s some cop funnies courtesy of the December 2007 Seattle Police Guild paper, The Guardian.

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Zing!

re: “On the first day of Christmas the liberals gave to me…”

posted by on December 14 at 3:19 PM

Just to prove that conservatives aren’t the only ones inept at singing, please enjoy this Stem Cell Pagent, presented at the lab’s Christmas talent show.

Three warnings:
1. This is nerdiest thing I’ve ever written, by far.

2. It was written by a Jew and performed by two Jews, a Mormon, a Hindu and two practitioners of Shintoism—all secular humanist stem cell researchers. You will go to hell for reading it.

3. The creationist are apparently killing people over stuff like this.

Merry Christmas y’all!

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Nickels Sentenced

posted by on December 14 at 3:11 PM

From the Seattle Times:

Jacob Nickels, the son of Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels, was sentenced to three months in prison this morning for his role in a multistate casino-cheating ring that authorities say stole millions of dollars by bribing casino employees to falsely shuffle decks.

Nickels, 26, was also sentenced to three months of home confinement and ordered to pay $90,510 in restitution to the Nooksack River Tribal Casino, where he worked.

How Was Hedda?

posted by on December 14 at 2:32 PM

WET’s blahblahblahBANG (a pistol fit in one act), an adaptation of Ibsen’s Hedda Gabler, opened last night. Kiley’s preview anticipated an exciting production. Anyone go last night? How was it? Should I take my parents?

Live Blogging Cafe Presse’s Velouté de champignons

posted by on December 14 at 2:30 PM

2:15: Ordered the soup.

2:19: Soup’s on.

2:22: It’s delicious, truly a galaxy of crème fraîche or whatever it was Christopher said.

2:25: Mmmmm.

2:30: And it’s done.

Creationist Manslaughter!

posted by on December 14 at 2:07 PM

First came Huxley and Wilberforce.

Then Darrow and Bryan.

Recently, Kitzmiller and Dover, or their proxies.

Never have these impassioned proponents of science and adherents to Biblical literalism come to blows.

Until now.

A fruit-picking expedition to New South Wales climaxed in a debate between creationist Alexander Christian York and scientist Rudi Boa. It ended with Boa dead.

Watch your back, people. Creationists lurk even in the most bucolic vacation destinations. And they have kitchen knives.

(Via HorsesAss.)

Playboy Funnies

posted by on December 14 at 1:59 PM

Three more cartoons from my April 1971 issue of Playboy

Law and order…

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Environmental awareness…

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The battle of the sexes…

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Direct Donation

posted by on December 14 at 1:50 PM

A reminder: if you don’t feel like messing around with bidding (or if you lose your auction—perish the thought!), you can push some pennies towards FareStart with our handy direct donation button.

Look for it on the right side of the Strangercrombie home page. Or just press it now:

(Current total: $46,500.65. Go! Bid! Buy!)

UPDATES: Blake is still 2.6% ahead of Joshua Roman and Fnarf has again taken the lead on the “gift of family planning.”

Loser of the Year: Wright Runstad

posted by on December 14 at 1:40 PM

As we speak, Amazon and Vulcan lobbyists are calling city council members and squashing a rumor that’s intended to derail their South Lake Union deal.

The rumor? Development company Wright Runstad has an alternative property deal for Amazon.

Here’s the story: Wright Runstad got a sweet deal from the city back in the late 90s to redevelop the PacMed building on Beacon Hill and voila, score their high-dollar tenant, Amazon.

However, with Amazon looking to expand (that is: move to Vulcan’s South Lake Union property), Wright Runstad is losing a major tenant.

To add insult to injury, Wright Runstad is about to lose big when the Council votes on Monday to protect industrial zoning in SoDo and Georgetown. Indeed, Judy Runstad has been e-mailing and lobbying council to allow commercial developments there.

Here’s an e-mail she sent to council member Richard Conlin after he tried, unsuccessfully so far, to amend the industrial zoning legislation to make room for more commercial development:

“Judith Runstad” 12/13/2007 12:06 PM >>> Thank you for trying to bring some rational thought to the discussion yesterday. In my almost 35 years of land use, I have never seen anything so sweeping or potentially damaging with so little thought and data. I hope you will continue to press on this in the new year. Judy

Why is Judy Runstad hot on rezoning to allow commercial? Because Wright Runstad is trying to derail Vulcan’s deal in South Lake Union by putting together a competing deal with Amazon, using land owned by Runstad’s client, SoDo property owner Henry Liebman. Liebman owns a 22,609 square foot piece of property in SoDo.

At least Wright Runstad wants the council to believe they’ve got a deal in the works.

Amazon went on the offensive today to save their deal with Vulcan. Their lobbyist (and Vulcan’s) is calling council members right now to tell them: “You know this Wright Runstad deal you’re hearing about… It’s not true!”

This is a serious burn on Wright Runstad. They’re on the losing end of a sweetheart deal for Vulcan after benefitting for years off their own sweetheart deal at PacMed.

What goes around comes around. Here’s a suggestion for Wright Runstad: Turn PacMed into condos. Killer views.

Footnote: Of course, Vulcan is the big winner. If no industrial land is rezoned to allow commercial, then Vulcan’s remaining properties in South Lake Union—which is being rezoned—become that much more valuable.

The British Empire Strikes Back

posted by on December 14 at 12:49 PM

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We are not dead yet!

BERLIN — Overcoming earlier misgivings about its direction and leadership, the World Bank said Friday it had raised $25.1 billion in aid for the world’s poorest countries, a record sum that includes donations by China and Egypt, nations that were once recipients of such aid.

For the first time, Britain overtook the United States as the biggest donor, a highly symbolic change given Washington’s traditional influence in choosing the bank’s president and charting its policies.


America, recall these proud words:


This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands, -
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

(The lion looks a little like me.)

Buy Drunk of the Week

posted by on December 14 at 12:48 PM

Don’t you want to get rip-roarin’ drunk for charity? Buy someone the gift of inebriation infamy? You, or a special loved one could join the ranks of this guy…

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THESE guys, THIS guy, um, THESE girls, and THIS pretty little lady. Make your Momma proud.

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4 more hours to bid!


The Final Countdown

posted by on December 14 at 12:34 PM

The grand total, as of this moment: $44,062 and rising.


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You’ve got until 5 pm today—just four and a half more hours—to bid. And still, everything is goin’ cheap.

The bicycle + messenger bag + bike fitting with track racing champ Kenny Williams? $405.

The Neumo’s booking agent 101 package is a paltry $152.51. (Who knows? It might be your ticket to a job at the Crocodile… )

The dinner cooked for you and seven guests in your home by Renee Erickson of the Boat Street Cafe is just $530. (And check out these private dinners cooked by Ethan Stowell, Laurie Carter, and this champagne brunch by Robin Leventhal of Crave.)

The private performance by the deeply hilarious (and lewd) Sgt. Rigsby and His Amazing Silhouettes is just $102.50.

The Pizza Glutton? Undervalued.

Party crasher? Just $50.

The cover of The Stranger? Just over $1,000.

The VIP parties at Nectar, Neumo’s, the Sunset, etc. are still a collective steal.

There’s just too much—peruse the bargains here.

And the dramas:

Since the auction began, the private cello concert with Joshua Roman has been bid higher than the karaoke session with American Idol star Blake Lewis. Which was pleasantly surprising. (No offense, Blake.) As of this morning, Lewis (at $1,026) finally pulled ahead of Roman ($1,000), but their proxy war—pop versus haute—is still raging.

Slog commentors Fnarf and Mr. Poe, who were competing for the “gift of family planning,” have both been bid out of the running.

After the initial freak-out about the Chris Crocker package (his fans swamping our site, a specious $10,000 bid, and a bunch of commentors getting all peevish), the price for a private phone call with Chris has been bid to a respectable, but not insane, $255.

And some generous soul has bid this titillating tote bag, estimated to be worth $39, up to $50.

And, in the time it has taken to write this post, the total has jumped to $45,512. You all are saints. Saints!


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Strangercrombie: Once a year, we do something good.

Today in Everything, Ever

posted by on December 14 at 12:16 PM

Wear Palettes collects photos from street fashion blogger The Sartorialist and extracts color palettes from them.

Someone should do this with Strangers with Candy. It would be a veritable “carnival of colors: grays and browns and grays…”


Graham Payn, boy soprano aged 13 here in 1932, singing “I Hear You”:

Payn would later become the longtime partner of gay English composer and playwright Noel Coward, who was thirty-two years old when this film was made. More on Payn in his 2005 obituary in the Guardian.


Ch-qing!

Kim Sing Man remembered Bechal as a classy woman who “always enjoyed her Chinese pickled leeks and bean sprouts.”

“A cutaneous horn is firm to hard to the touch.”


Gomboc: the self-righting object.

They have noticed that the Gomboc closely resembles the shell of a tortoise or a beetle, creatures whose round-shelled backs help them right themselves when flipped over. “We discovered it with mathematics,” Domokos notes, “but evolution got there first.”

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SCREAM ON MY FACE, by Patrick Dyer and Margareth Haines, 2007.


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Headline of the Day

posted by on December 14 at 12:11 PM

From the LA Times:

Colorado Church Sees Shooting as Test of Faith

Well they would, wouldn’t they? And you gotta love the subhead:

Young worshipers say they have laid down their anger and fear, even their questions, to focus on God. They say Satan is to blame.

JoeMyGod thinks homicidal blow-back from New Life’s anti-gay bigotry might be to blame. Back to the story…

Youth pastor Brent Parsley expected to be challenged: Why did the Lord let this happen? How could this be? Where was God when a troubled young man stormed New Life Church on Sunday, killing two devout teenage sisters?

“All the questions are out there,” Parsley said.

Except, they weren’t.

Teenagers swarmed Parsley with hugs and high-fives at an evening service this week. But they expressed no despair or doubt. Instead, they said the attack had left them with a sense of pride—and a quiet joy.

Ugh.

Dead Men

posted by on December 14 at 12:01 PM

(This week’s Games column got cut in the print edition, along with the rest of the small-screeners, so I’m posting my column for all of the gamers I met at Moe last night.)

Happy Trails

For the first two weeks of December, gaming writers were consumed by the firing of one of their own. I can’t exactly blame ‘em for reacting to Jeff Gerstmann’s canning at Gamespot.com: Whether coincidental or not, Gerstmann got the pink slip the same day that a huge ad campaign for Kane & Lynch: Dead Men, a game he’d soundly trashed, was stripped from Gamespot. Within the same day, Gerstmann’s negative video review of the game was pulled (and its text version was severely edited).

Our hometown gaming pariahs at Penny Arcade (makers of the above comic) fueled the rumor fire by claiming a trail of dirty moneyKane & Lynch’s makers got pissed at Gerstmann’s game review and pulled ads to the tune of $100,000s, they said. Anonymous tipsters sided with the claim, and it took a full week for Gamespot’s parent company, CNet, to release a robust response. Too late—by then, corporate’s story (upholding editorial standards) couldn’t keep pace with Digg’s (money, money, money). The hell kind of Web company waits a week to respond to Internet panic, anyway?

But the surprising thing isn’t that advertising money can control editorial content. Ad salesmen and writers not getting along? Flaky five-star reviews coming outta nowhere? These things are sad realities in pretty much any review landscape, yet in this case as in any other, it’s more the exception than the rule. What’s surprising is that when the money talks in gamesland, the results might actually be better. Follow me here—the latest issue of Vice Magazine has a well-written pull-out set of articles attached to an ad campaign for K&L. In the same vein as recent Wii TV ads, this advertorial chunk about buddy stories has an open-arms, mainstream stance. It’s a unique, compelling take on interacting with friends. And it’s a fucking ad.

Game publications generally don’t treat their baby the same way. You ever tried making sense of a game review site, let alone a games blog? They’re obsessed with sneak peeks, as-soon-as-possible reviews and more, faster, newer. No conversation, no questions about why adults choose to make these 3D toys a significant part of their lives. When these people say the only story is that some guy got fired because of his review score, that narrow-minded scope becomes the story. You don’t see music or movies writers flipping out about a bought-out score because, even if it happens, it’s such a small percentage of the stories and opinions that their subject matter generally garner in print.

In Jeff’s case, maybe he’s better off writing for the game ad firms instead.

Flickr Photo of the Day

posted by on December 14 at 12:00 PM

My new favorite graffiti, from photo pooler gaijinrunner.

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The Lord Is My…

posted by on December 14 at 11:09 AM

…smoking-hot, deliciously-cruel, totally-pedo spanking top.

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Today The Stranger Suggests

posted by on December 14 at 11:00 AM

Music

United State of Electronica at Vera Project

No band makes audiences happy like U.S.E does. The seven-member army of joy has more positive vibes than the Polyphonic Spree on Ecstasy. They take the stage in a flurry of lights, confetti, and giant flashing letters; the dizzying visuals perfectly frame the band’s synth-heavy, harmonized, and infectious electronica. This is the first all-ages show they’ve played in years; they won’t skimp on the awesome. (Vera Project, Seattle Center, 956-8372. 7:30 pm, $10 with club card/$11 without, all ages.)

MEGAN SELING

Music

The Cops’ Holiday Circus at Sunset Tavern

The Cops are thoughtful punk rockers and they know that nothing says Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan, and Solstice all at once like two nights of rad local rock ‘n’ roll. On this, the first night, the Cops are joined by pantsless provocateurs Partman Parthorse, pop weirdos Katharine Hepburn’s Voice, and the Pranks. Tomorrow night features Hart and the Hurricane, Motorik, and I’m a Gun. It will be a circus. (Sunset, 5433 Ballard Ave NW, 784-4880. 9 pm, $8, 21+.)

ERIC GRANDY
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  • If I Had Wi-Fi (And Wasn’t On Vacation)

    posted by on December 14 at 10:57 AM

    I’m still on vacation in Barcelona, and unfortunately, very few places have wifi, so I haven’t been able to Slog compulsively or keep up with the news the way I’d like to. (Did you know they still don’t have iPhones in Spain? It’s literally the only thing I’ve been able to do to impress the Spanish. Butchering their language just hasn’t made them love me the way I thought it would). Anyway! A few things, briefly, from afar:

    1. Right fucking on, Gov. Gregoire. (And, OK, Mayor Nickels, too—although his main viaduct web page still says the city is “committed to replacing the ailing Alaskan Way Viaduct and Seawall.”) But do you think you might give your former gubernatorial opponent Ron Sims a little credit for pushing for a surface/transit alternative for replacing the viaduct? Sims was speaking up in support of surface/transit nearly a year before Gregoire got on the bandwagon—and everyone, including Mayor Greg Nickels and Gregoire, treated him like he was crazy. Props or none, I’m glad to see the city, state and county are finally moving toward a solution that’s environmentally sustainable—and that we can actually pay for.

    2. Jonah noted in an email a few days ago that the family of Bryce Lewis, the 19-year-old cyclist who was struck by a dump truck and killed in September, along with Caleb Hall, a cyclist who survived the accident, are suing the driver and his company, Nelson & Sons Construction Co. According to their attorney, as quoted in the P-I, “The primary duty is on the vehicle turning right to make sure there aren’t people in the bike lane or in the crosswalk.” The truck turned right into the cyclists’ path, striking both of them. I haven’t seen anything on Slog about it; my apologies if I overlooked a post.

    3. To Jonathan’s taxonomy of Slog commenters, I would like to add:

    Assholus Sexistis

    Distinguishing Characteristics:
    Has nothing relevant to contribute. Attempts to make author feel bad specifically because she is a woman, usually by commenting on her appearance and/or speculating about her sex life.

    Sample Comment

    Dumbass, I can’t wait to see you when you are 40, still single and hanging around other lonely women at a stitch and bitch complaining about how there aren’t “Any good men out there”

    Posted by ecce homo | December 11, 2007 12:52 PM.

    Cautions:Best deleted or ignored entirely. May overlap with Compulsivaris Insightfulian Crankus.

    3. This is the art in my new hotel room (less blurry in real life). They knew I was coming!:

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    That is all.

    The Big Idea

    posted by on December 14 at 10:49 AM

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    The point made in the conclusion of this short essay, which was posted two years ago by Andrey Summers (Dan Paulus sent me a link to it yesterday), can be applied to all of life, the entire universe, to everything there ever was and will be.

    To be a Star Wars fan, one must possess the ability to see a million different failures and downfalls, and then somehow assemble them into a greater picture of perfection. Every true Star Wars fan is a Luke Skywalker, looking at his twisted, evil father, and somehow seeing good.

    …We hate everything about Star Wars.

    But the idea of Star Wars…the idea we love.

    The idea of existence is great, but everything that makes existence possible is wrong. Without an idea, a counter thought, a concept of how things ought to be, you can not love this world we live and die in.

    Feeling Feisty, Foster?

    posted by on December 14 at 10:44 AM

    Seems the wave of hysteria unleashed after Jodie Foster confirmed a certain open secret has loosened the woman’s tongue. I’ve been getting this ridiculous cascade of “reaction” quotes from all the Golden Globe nominees via their respective studios. They’re studiously boring, even the one from Saoirse Ronan in which she gives us the Irish translation for “thank you very much.” (It’s “Go raibh mile maith agaibh,” apparently.)

    And then comes Ms. Foster: “The nomination is so exciting and surprising at the same time.  Never saw it coming… I can’t wait to have some rubber chicken and listen to the unscripted banter with all of those fine actresses.”

    No, tell us how you really feel.

    Two New Iowa Polls

    posted by on December 14 at 10:30 AM

    One finds Clinton tied with Obama, the other finds Obama ahead of Clinton:

    Lee poll: Obama 33, Clinton 24, Edwards 24

    Diageo/Hotline poll: Clinton 27, Obama 27, Edwards 22

    But both show Huckabee ahead of Romney:

    Lee: Huckabee 31, Romney 22

    Diageo/Hotline: Huckabee 36, Romney 23

    Unfuckingbelievable

    posted by on December 14 at 10:26 AM

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    The American Taliban—they’re not just nuts, they’re dangerous.

    They recently decided that U.S. Interstate 35 is mentioned in the Bible somewhere, and they’ve launched a “purity siege”. They’re staging protests outside porn shops, women’s health centers, and gay bars up and down I-35 in hopes that Jesus will return sooner. Or something. At one purity siege an openly gay man, James Stabile, was supposedly cured of his gayness. A preacher laid hands on Stabile and—poof!—he wasn’t a gay no more. It was a miracle, and Pat Robertson gushed about it on the teevee.

    Well guess what? James Stabile is still gay—he’s also bi-polar and his parents are pissed off about what happened to him in the wake of his “conversion.” From the Dallas Voice:

    Joseph Stabile said James left home to go out that Friday night and never returned.

    Joseph said James, or ‘B.J.’ as his parents affectionately refer to him, is bipolar and had stopped taking his medication. James called a few days later and told his parents he was moving out, and that he’d be back to get his stuff. James apparently had moved in with some folks from Heartland. After that, it would be some time before James’ parents heard from him, as his church friends reportedly advised him not to contact them.

    Joseph Stabile said the Heartland folks also may have advised James to throw away his medication, telling him that God would cure his bipolar disorder, too. Joseph’s parents said James has a tendency to be less than truthful, especially when he’s off his medication, and that he loves attention. They said they don’t believe he’s ever questioned his sexuality, but that the folks from Heartland manipulated and exploited him for publicity.

    From (and all of this is via) Towleroad:

    So the Fundies basically emotionally kidnapped Stabile, took away medication that helps him act rationally, and that’s not all. Apparently it cost James $2100 to get into the “ex-gay” program and another $150 a week while he was there. The people at Pure Life constantly told him he was going to Hell, he had to be clothed from the neck down even while sleeping. James is now home with his parents, describes his experience at “straight camp” as being “horrible” and is seeing a therapist.

    Best detail in this story? Joseph Stabile, James’ dad, is the pastor of Cochran Chapel United Methodist Church, the oldest church in Dallas, and he’s completely accepting of his son’s sexuality. Why is accepting homosexuality so hard for so many other Christians?

    Clinton’s New Ad

    posted by on December 14 at 10:10 AM

    It’s running in Iowa and New Hampshire, and it looks like it was filmed last weekend when Clinton, her mother, and her daughter all visited Iowa on the same day as the Oprah-Obama event that I attended for this feature.

    In fact, it looks like the commercial was filmed, in part, at that firehouse that I tried so mightily (and failed so spectacularly) to get to during a very cold blast of freezing rain.

    Tasers are the New Tupperware

    posted by on December 14 at 9:45 AM

    The Arizona Republic reports:

    She has had parties in Phoenix and Scottsdale by invitation. Guests have the opportunity to shoot the Taser for the first time at a cardboard cutout during the parties. For safety reasons, no alcohol is served and no one is actually Tasered.

    After her first Taser party in Scottsdale recently, Shafman said, “I think the party was spectacular. It opened up opportunities for people to ask questions and get informed about the Tasers.”

    Debi McMahon was excited to get her Taser activated.

    “I feel like I’m 6 feet tall and 250 pounds. I’m going to buy one for my mom. It’s going to be her 81st birthday present.”

    The Tasers come in color choices of pink, blue, silver or black, which caused the women at the Scottsdale party to worry that their small children might see the colored Tasers as a toy.

    Courtesy of Danger Room

    Alex Schweder’s Four-Ton Ice Sculpture, Snow Storm

    posted by on December 14 at 9:30 AM

    Alex Schweder, the Stranger’s Visual Art Genius this year and someone with whom you can tour a moldy building for charity, is now doing this:

    What: Seattle artist Alex Schweder will create an ice sculpture on the steps and plaza of Tacoma Art Museum. Using 7,800 pounds—nearly four tons—of ice, a team of art installers will carve and shape blocks with a chainsaw to create the temporary installation, which is only on view until it melts. This is the first sculptural installation on view on Tacoma Art Museum’s front plaza. Inside the museum, a video will be projected onto snow falling in the center of the lobby. The two installations are called Melting Instructions and are being created for Snowbound, Tacoma Art Museum’s new winter festival.

    When: Sunday, December 16, Snowbound Community Festival, 12 – 5 pm (Snow in the lobby with video projection: 3–4:45 pm)

    Headline of the Year

    posted by on December 14 at 9:11 AM

    From the New York Post.

    Thank you, Defamer.

    Also, what the fuck?

    Brits: Drunker Than Previously Thought

    posted by on December 14 at 8:00 AM

    I’ve spent a lot of time in the UK—lived there for two years—and I didn’t think it was possible, but….

    Britons are typically drinking a third more than earlier surveys suggested, it was revealed yesterday, as the government took the unusual step of revising the way it calculates alcohol consumption to reflect stronger wine and the trend towards drinking from bigger glasses….

    But the drinks industry reacted angrily, saying the government was sending out a confusing message about sensible alcohol consumption.

    The “drinks industry”? I love that expression. The drinks industry. Sounds like they’re building cars or fridges or something. The drinks industry. That’s one kind of industrialization we can all get behind.

    Thursday’s Gail Collins

    posted by on December 14 at 7:51 AM

    I’m glad she’s writing a column again for the NYT. I’m sad that I didn’t get around to reading her column in yesterday’s paper until just now.

    And then there’s the matter of Giftgate. It turns out the guitar-strumming, good-humored populist has never met a present he didn’t want. [Mike] Huckabee managed to pile up $112,000 in freebies in a single year as governor. I can see how he would feel constrained to politely accept a picture of a duck or a cowboy hat, but $48,000 in clothing? A discount card for Wendy’s? A chainsaw?

    Wedding gifts are exempt from ethics restrictions in Arkansas, and when Mike left office, the Huckabees—who have been married for more than 30 years—were signed up on the Target wedding registry so fans could help furnish their new 7,000-square-foot home. “Message from the couple: Target GiftCards are welcome,” added the registry helpfully.

    Shorter Collins: Mike Huckabee is a scumbag.

    The Morning News

    posted by on December 14 at 7:33 AM


    The Opium Wars:
    British Army loses a battalion of soldiers every year to drugs.

    I Guess I’ll Have to Go Windsurfing Instead:
    House votes to outlaw waterboarding.

    0 For 7: Prosecutors stumble in “Liberty City Seven” case.

    Finally, T