Comments on The Fourth Wall Is Fucked

Amy Kate is totally teh hotness.

Well, I'm glad everyone had a nice time.

I showed up for a moment, but then I went to the restroom, and saw that ecce had camped out in a stall, and thought I'd better make my exit before I had to give him a ride home or bail him out. I wasn't in the mood for that this evening.

I KNEW it was going to be a bunch of white, bald guys. I want pictures. I would've cried too if I'd been there.

Jesus. Sounds like it was chaotic and semi-hazing... I'm sorta glad now I couldn't go.

It was fun, and probably still going on. Good to "meet" Will in Seattle even though my part of the conversation was condensed to a date rape drug reference. Mr Poe drew "LOL!" on my neck in a sharpie (his friend said that it read "ok"). aNTHONY hECHT GAVE ME my name tag which I scrawled "groot" and there was some mix-up with sock-puppet and Mrs Hecht, nevertheless good folk cheers. And Charles, Fnarf and I had a sort of meeting over the word "ought," still unsure, Steve and I only speak one language fluently. Bah. Thanks Jonah for not talking to me, yet kind enough for the listing in the broadcast.

Are we talking a Captain Picard impersonator convention or a Kevin the accountant from 'The Office' impersonator convention?

Mr. Poe cries when he's drunk TOO!? That is SO endearing.

I'd have to say you guys are pretty tame. Sorry. More likely I am just jealous... I bet Monique is a hussy. Monique is the biggest hussy name I've ever heard.

Monique really is a complete hussy.

I kinda have to agree. She had her name tag plastered right...there...and I was forced to examine it.

Oh, and I am NOT BALD. Not even close.

Wasn't surprised to find MR. POE to be a self-effacing cutie, nor that THE PUBLIC INTERN is equally adorable; but the real surprise was the person who appears somewhat stiff-necked in his masthead photo is His Hotness, TIM KECK. And thanks to Sweet TREACLE for teaching me how to Italicize on the Slog.

PS: FNARF is much younger than he appears in some of the Slogs and should sue for Miss Representation.

Dude I know Mr. Poe is a total hottie. Fnarf isn't 90? How not-old are we talkin? 50? And who the hell is Tim Keck?! Is Catalina a boy or girl?

Oh, that Fnarf - He's an absolute SLAVE to the botox and rogaine.

I have no idea how old he is, but I first met him at the Monastery on New Years Eve, 1977. I was wearing a white Halston gown, and he spilled sangria all the way down the front of it.

La, the memories.....

Sounds like it was fun. I'll try to drop by the next one.

You have your laugh, Catalina, Sweetie, but I HAVE been to the Monastery. I knew Chuckie Upchuck too. I don't remember spilling anything on you, which is proof that I must have done. I probably had a needle sticking out of my arm.

I'm nowhere near 90. Though seeing Ari and Jonathan and Mr. Poe and Original Monique makes me feel like it.

I'm sure you all missed it with the excitement and all, but if I do say so myself I rather exceeded myself in some last-minute comments tonight on the Elephant Semen post:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/12/cute_baby_elephant_death
There's some champion photo links to admire there.

Fnarf, if it's any consolation, I've always denied the rumor that you were in the Marine Room the night Francis Farmer took her clothes off.

I have never seen Frances Farmer naked. Or even with her jewelry off.

Monique is very likable. And totally hot.

Everyone likes a hussy. Except other hussies.

fuck and yawn. and again.

and don't forget to jerk off while you're at it.

Good times. I rule.

I was surprised by how many of the guys were actually not at all bald, including myself. And how many of the women were hot.

Kind of interesting, that.

Monique and Amy Kate should lez.

[Comment From Dan Savage] Mr. Poe is an asshole. But assholes are good things, Mr. Poe. Be proud.

Thanks. You should be proud, too!

Mark Mitchell told me to arrive early -- and he didn't even show up. That's when I really started to cry.

David Osgood is hawt.

my goodness. While I'm glad I was there last night, was happy for the cheep drinx, and was pleasantly surprised to realize how young Tim Keck appears to be... (I didn't actually believe it was him at first, but then he was so honest-seeming that I had to; he's definitely much younger, better-looking, and has a more honest disposition than that Kenny Stocker guy at the Weekly. Wow.) ...I may never attend another one. You people seem nice, but now that I have faces to names, I think I'm going to be slighly ill.

Twas nice meeting the folks though, sorry I didn't meet more. Terribly terribly glad I didn't end up interviewed on that "live bait slog" thing Jonah was doing. gah.

Good luck with the next one... may we luck out and not happen to pick a bar that is filled with SU students drinking off their final exam hangovers.

Oh, is that who they were? Well, we did have a professor of ancient greek and latin amongst us, so it seems fair to have students as well.