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1

word is the people of size mob has a contract out on savage.

Posted by SeMe | December 10, 2007 11:27 AM
2

He'll want to super-size the locks on his doors, for sure!

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 10, 2007 11:29 AM
3

ˇviva gordas de la revolución!

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | December 10, 2007 11:35 AM
4

lmao, so easy yet so satisfying.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | December 10, 2007 11:35 AM
5

Holy shit. That writer has brass cajones. Brass cajones.

Posted by seattle98104 | December 10, 2007 11:40 AM
6

I'm dying here. Dying. That's awesome.

Posted by Michigan Matt | December 10, 2007 11:42 AM
7

"Ginny Sack? When Ginny hauls ass she has to make two trips."

Posted by Smade | December 10, 2007 11:47 AM
8

Does this weird new obsession with fat people mean you all Stranger folk are going to post fewer stories about hetero parents torturing and killing their children? If so, I'm all for this new trend. A big net improvement.

Posted by Big Sven | December 10, 2007 11:48 AM
9

I hear that Obese heterosexual couples often use pit bulls to torture their children into supporting the viaduct rebuild.

Posted by DJSauvage | December 10, 2007 12:13 PM
10

"Oh they will know we are Fatties by..."

Posted by Hernandez | December 10, 2007 12:25 PM
11

Oh, that was awesome. Kudos to the writer!

Posted by Jason Josephes | December 10, 2007 12:56 PM
12

@ 7
I hear she's having a 95-pound mole taken off her ass.

Posted by Cindy | December 10, 2007 1:09 PM
13

Omg that is REALLY hilarious.

Posted by Amelia | December 10, 2007 1:40 PM
14

I imagine the trial verdict could hinge on whether she faithful 100%.

Posted by Smarm | December 10, 2007 2:56 PM
15

I climaxed when I read that.

Posted by Dan d | December 10, 2007 4:26 PM
16

Of course the remark about the elephant could mean she is a Republican...

Posted by RainMan | December 10, 2007 7:43 PM
17

@1 - that's OK, he can outrun them any day.

Posted by tsm | December 10, 2007 8:18 PM

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