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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Playboy Funnies

posted by on December 13 at 13:52 PM

From my April 1971 issue of Playboy


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That would work!

Orchidectomies have a LOT going for them. For one thing, your slacks can hang right without those icky lumps in the front.

Posted by Sachi | December 13, 2007 2:01 PM

why does she have a mustache?

Posted by infrequent | December 13, 2007 2:07 PM

Geez, do we have to go that far?

I would think a simple vasectomy would do the job just as well.

Posted by COMTE | December 13, 2007 2:07 PM

Sounds about right, yeah, 1971, when Gloria Steinam was starting to get bitchy.

Posted by raindrop | December 13, 2007 2:09 PM

Hot damn--that issue's got a little something to offend everybody.

Are there any naked women in it, perchance?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 13, 2007 2:14 PM

damn you valerie solanas!

Posted by Cale | December 13, 2007 2:34 PM


Posted by solanas | December 13, 2007 2:56 PM


Posted by atomic elroy | December 13, 2007 3:42 PM

@3,Seems to me to be a more reasonable solution. Didn't they have condoms or birth control pills back in those days?

Posted by lawrence clark | December 13, 2007 3:47 PM

@2, The other half of her "mustache" is actually the hairdo on the right side of her head. The other half is lipstick. A color cartoon would have been better,but there was no color in 1971.

Posted by lawrence clark | December 13, 2007 3:57 PM

I'm may be the 10th person to comment this, but it would be nice if after all the bad ads and cartoon Dan could post some of the girls' photos.

Posted by Jude Fawley | December 13, 2007 4:07 PM

@11 -- Is it really that hard to pick up a vintage copy of Playboy? They are all over the place. Only the *really* old ones are expensive. 70s Playboys are a dime a dozen. If you need to see old centerfolds or whatever, it's pretty easy to get your hands on them all by yourself. And then you won't even have to rely on some old queen picking the ones you get to see.

Posted by tree | December 13, 2007 4:21 PM

@12, point taken, but, well, I'm just saying it would be a worthwhile slog post, and besides, its freezing outside.

Posted by Jude Fawley | December 13, 2007 5:09 PM

my uncle has MANY from the 70's and 80's...they were my introduction to anatomy, although i was in for a few suprises later.

Posted by Jiberish | December 13, 2007 5:18 PM

Men are walking abortions

Posted by vooodooo84 | December 13, 2007 5:53 PM

vooodooo84 @ 15,


Posted by Y.F. | December 13, 2007 6:55 PM

Man, I loved that guy's cartoons when I was a kid. He has some awesome science ones.

Posted by wench | December 13, 2007 8:25 PM

@16 read the manifesto mentioned above

Posted by vooodooo84 | December 13, 2007 10:09 PM

@10, yeah, i know. it just looks like a mustache every time i first see it. i'm surprised few others get this visual trick played on them. i guess that says something about me...

Posted by infrequent | December 14, 2007 9:14 AM

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