That clip made me want to change species.
Fuck. Me too. And checking the SLOG. Bring on PR!!!! This Crowned show is horrifying.....
"losing your sash".... the catch phrase of the week.
oh my god it's "pick up the sash scissors" and cut the other team's sash while tragic violin music plays??? sorry I'm live blogging Crowned. It's too horrific not to.
Holy fucking fuck globs, you're missing the two most dramatic things that have ever happened on PRG.
what the fuck does that hamburger meat reference mean? does she cook? Is it a metaphor for genitalia? and if so what kind?
Even I'M not watching that show...
I usually don't like to be a hater, but why did you post this video Eli Sanders? Is this not the equivalent of Jerry Springer, only for rich suburbanites? I feel like it's out of place on slog.
Did anyone else notice the look on the guy's face at the hamburger meat line?
And, hey, does anyone else remember an old Hap Kliban cartoon called "Show Your Symptom", or something like that? I need to dig up a copy; reality television has brought that one to life.
So wrong on EVERY level...And they made it through to the next round...
The hamburger meat line refers to the fact that the mother literally isn't willing to eat anything other than frozen hamburgers.
(I was babysitting, the kid was asleep, and the Top Model finale had just concluded. Stop lookin' at me like that.)
I watched every second of Crowned and will continue to do so for as long as it runs.
As amazingly bad as that clip was, I still thank god the show title doesn't refer to the act of a baby's head breaching the confines of the vagina.
This show is pure entertainment
OMG!!!! whats up with the SASH SCISSORS!!!
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