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Amy Kate Horn
on December 12 at
You might want to spend a little extra time on your hair in the morning.
Anybody who doesn't already know about this (thus does not check Slog every day) should not be advertised to!!!
Sheesh, I have to spend 2 seconds instead of one on my three Alfalfa strands? Oh the strain.
Stranger daze fer sure.
The slog came up and
I was moved down, #52
to be exact I think on
the previous blue ad
for this jolly holly
day get-zusammen. Woo!
Can't figure-skate in
mud, but I'll be darned
if I make it to the
Universal Cuts outside
Douglas-Truth. RV mobile
hair styles grattiohs.
probably no webshite, so
who ya gonna
call? Any wannabe white
hiphoppers wanna join me
cause I'm not unfamiliar
with the Afro-American
cut-style-shops - check
Madrona biz district in
'93 for the main ingredient
clipper shave. Still, would
be nice to have the
oppurtunity to sled around
and uneject the 25 cent
Anotha Level cassette. Who's
up? Did I hear you need a
haircut for under 25, Editor-Pro?
Fuck, does this mean I have to shave my beard?
My hair is always awesome.
If I'm a fat smoker who drives down from 15th, am I still invited?
All are welcome, good sir. Smoking and being fat is of no consequence, uh, unless you're smoking and being fat in front of Dan Savage. But nobody cares what he thinks, so who cares?
I'd like to talk to you about your drive from 15th to MOE, though.
Maybe I should get an appointment at the beauty parlor for a shampoo and comb-out?
OK, Catalina, but don't you DARE take up Michelle's last free slot. She's saving it for ME.
What is this "hair" of which you speak?
Oh, right. Got it.
I'll make a point of combing my legs before stepping out, although they're sure to get all mussed on the ride over.
I'm trimming my mustache and having my muu-muu let out for this one!
It's amazing how segregated the Slog and the forums are.
Will there be a forums table, and a slog rest-of-the-restaurant?
fat smokers? i'm so in.....
I'm not coming if they let forums writers in.
"...and the bar crowd watched disinterestedly as happy hour quickly degenerated into angry hour with the arrival of the forums gang."
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