Nice. I want a pink one. it is a shame that they dont serve alcohol at the parties. I want to know that when i come out of the bar at 2:30 I will be able to tazer my buddy without missing.
These parties are useless without alcohol and actual Tasering. At least that way, the soccer moms might have second thoughts before Tasering anyone who looks at them after dark. I mean, in the armed forces you have to get pepper-sprayed to see what it's like so you aren't so trigger-happy, right?
This is vastly troubling.
On a somewhat related note, do police officers get Tasered as part of their training? Do they know what it feels like, how dangerous it is?
"Don't tase me, Meema!"
How long before we here about the death of someone that tasered themselves by accident, say, reaching into their purse?
@3: I think they do.
When is it legal to Taser someone? Might I get tasered by a soccer mom just because I look menacing? I should start carrying pepper spray, and making sure to spray passersby so that they won't be able to aim their tasers at me accurately. I must defend myself and my fearsome visage, and I think that pepper spray, unlike tasers, is actually non-lethal.
Oh shit, better hope my wife doesn't see this or she'll wanna throw a taser party.
Yeah well, I'm Asian. So you know, I was born with all that Kung Fu Karate stuff. My hands are lethal weapons. I don't need no stinking taser.
That and I would be the dumbass that tased herself on accident.
I can't wait to be tasered by mistake by some confused 81-year-old woman at the mall.
Fnarf, that's what you get for being so scary-looking AND making eye contact with her. You damn kids are always out to snatch purses and bang on picket fences with sticks. Tasing's too good for you. Back in my day....
It's an innovative solution to that long line at the checkout counter.
It'll also help the Southern Baptists with that whole wifey-submission-thingy.
P.S. Don't taze me, bro! FUCK BUSH!
You know, it's interesting how women have to spend their lives worried that they'll be raped by some strange man... and 1 in 4 will be. Yet, we're not supposed to dwell on it, or act like it's a big deal, but when 100 women in the entire country go to taser parties, all the dudes are FREAKING OUT that they will get randomly tasered. The odds of that have to be like 1 in a million, which when you compare that to the 1 in 4 rape statistic is nothing.
Poor guys, they are so much to worry about.
please, please, pleeease tell me that someone is going to introduce the taser party idea (with alcohol) to that show 'crowned'.
Think I'll just stick with my .45, if it's all the same to you.
Your point is taken. However, it's not accurate that 1 in 4 women will be raped by strangers. Most of them will be raped by friends and family, for which tasers are less of an effective deterrent. Still, you're right that more women will likely be raped by strangers than men will be tased by women.
I don't really see increased use of weapons by civilians to be a positive development by our culture. But I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one.
Are these party tasers offered at a discount? And can you get them monogrammed? This might be just what my family Christmas morning needs to perk it up a little.
Tasers are dumb. Guns kick ass.
@16 I agree that carrying around tasers is incredibly stupid. I'm sure as hell not going to go to a taser party.
Still, I can't belive some men are actually worried over the remote possibility of being tasered by a random woman. Some people need to grow some perspective.
I'm only getting one if it plays MP3's, shows me the web, and has a full texting keyboard.
@ Original Monique,
Wait... you MUST have the PINK SEAL taser
@20: they call it the vTase. Get the new special edition loaded with Fergie's album! The only place you can listen to Fergie and do what comes naturally- hurt the public who bought the album!
@Original Andrew: I can picture the advertisements already, some dude dancing..then he gets tazed by the new and improved iZap.
However, if we instituted a "Trade your gun for a tazer" program we would only have mass taserings at universities and malls, meaning no one gets killed. There is some good to this.
@22 that toy is cute but this
is one step away from being an actual accessory. next combo will be sex toys, and not the violet wand.
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