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This is the most schizo slog post I ever have read.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | December 13, 2007 1:10 PM
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oh god...THANK YOU!

Posted by adrian | December 13, 2007 1:13 PM
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Hey, I like Matthew McConaughey's feisty attitude (and hot-rocket bod).


Can we get a cock shot?

Posted by Original Andrew | December 13, 2007 1:20 PM
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Best post of the week.

Hidden propaganda!

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 13, 2007 1:22 PM
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I fucking HATE Matthew McConaughey. He sucks! And why do the stupid celeb. magazines keep saying he's the "sexiest man alive"? To me, it looks like he smells bad, wears dirty underwear and probably belches and farts a lot.

Posted by M | December 13, 2007 1:34 PM
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See, there's proof right there that McConaughey should just...not speak. Ever. For any reason.

Posted by Amie | December 13, 2007 1:42 PM
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But is he a douche, or a dork?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 13, 2007 1:47 PM
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this is not a question of dork OR douche, it is a question of dork AND douche. or as the french say, "dorquche". or as they would say, if that were word. was a word. whatever.

Posted by adrian | December 13, 2007 1:51 PM
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Wasn't Matthew McConaughey the guy that the cops found naked in his house, playing bongos with a joint hanging out of his mouth?

Posted by Hernandez | December 13, 2007 1:52 PM
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wow, you graduated from Butte?!? i'm really sorry. Everyone know BILLINGS WEST HIGH rules.

*sigh* and so it goes....

ddv

Posted by ddv | December 13, 2007 1:59 PM
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yeah? i'll kick your ass.

Posted by adrian | December 13, 2007 2:02 PM
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The THC-inspired naked bongo drumming suggests that he tips more towards dork, than douche.

And it was his house, for chrissakes! LEAVE MATTHEW MCCONUAGHEY'S STONED, NAKED-BONGO DRUMMING ASS ALONE!!!!!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 13, 2007 2:07 PM
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Can we not turn slog into a Montana pridefest? That would be rad.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | December 13, 2007 2:08 PM
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i'll turn slog into whatever i want. ZAP! it's a POODLE!

Posted by adrian | December 13, 2007 2:14 PM
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@NXIV - Actually, I always kind of admired him for that.

Posted by Hernandez | December 13, 2007 2:18 PM
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Turn it into a dead guy so I can fuck it!

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 13, 2007 2:18 PM
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Um, gee, thanks adrian.

Now, can you get your "poodle" to stop humping my leg?

Posted by NOT brand ecce | December 13, 2007 2:29 PM
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whatever, butte is what it is and it doesn't have to apologize for it. and everyone knows a butte rat can do whatever he wants (i.e. even pretend to be a hater like in this post) or have fireworks blow-up on the eve before he's laid to rest.

Posted by queeniebird | December 13, 2007 3:55 PM

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