This is the most schizo slog post I ever have read.
oh god...THANK YOU!
Hey, I like Matthew McConaughey's feisty attitude (and hot-rocket bod).
Can we get a cock shot?
Best post of the week.
I fucking HATE Matthew McConaughey. He sucks! And why do the stupid celeb. magazines keep saying he's the "sexiest man alive"? To me, it looks like he smells bad, wears dirty underwear and probably belches and farts a lot.
See, there's proof right there that McConaughey should just...not speak. Ever. For any reason.
But is he a douche, or a dork?
this is not a question of dork OR douche, it is a question of dork AND douche. or as the french say, "dorquche". or as they would say, if that were word. was a word. whatever.
Wasn't Matthew McConaughey the guy that the cops found naked in his house, playing bongos with a joint hanging out of his mouth?
wow, you graduated from Butte?!? i'm really sorry. Everyone know BILLINGS WEST HIGH rules.
*sigh* and so it goes....
yeah? i'll kick your ass.
The THC-inspired naked bongo drumming suggests that he tips more towards dork, than douche.
And it was his house, for chrissakes! LEAVE MATTHEW MCCONUAGHEY'S STONED, NAKED-BONGO DRUMMING ASS ALONE!!!!!
Can we not turn slog into a Montana pridefest? That would be rad.
i'll turn slog into whatever i want. ZAP! it's a POODLE!
@NXIV - Actually, I always kind of admired him for that.
Turn it into a dead guy so I can fuck it!
Um, gee, thanks adrian.
Now, can you get your "poodle" to stop humping my leg?
whatever, butte is what it is and it doesn't have to apologize for it. and everyone knows a butte rat can do whatever he wants (i.e. even pretend to be a hater like in this post) or have fireworks blow-up on the eve before he's laid to rest.
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