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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

No Tippling, No Tipping

posted by on December 12 at 13:37 PM

Apparently pregnant women don’t tip over. Who knew?

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I did. I'm all the time trying to push expectant mothers over. It's their slow waddle -- backs up the whole sidewalk/grocery store aisle/movie theatre row/etc.

Posted by Gloria | December 12, 2007 1:49 PM
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The interesting thing is that the evolutionary adaptation happened a long time ago.

As opposed to recent genetic adaptations like my blue eyes and blond hair, or lactose digestive ability.

Posted by Will in Seattle | December 12, 2007 2:16 PM
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I like how they took a jab at ID in there. Ha Ha Ha! Suck it, creationists!

Posted by lauren | December 12, 2007 3:25 PM
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They would if you rolled your bowling ball directly at them while they're looking the other way (and wearing earphones).

Just sayin'.

Posted by wbrproductions | December 12, 2007 4:10 PM
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And in a related finding, scientist have figured out that women's vaginas are evolutionary adaptations from penises, because originally women gave birth through their ass.

Your assumption is that man came from chimps or apes...right Bonzo?

I am still trying to figure out what single-celled amoeba these so-called scientists evolved from. Who said that the hip evolved. Show me an early woman that did not have this.

Posted by BigShot | December 13, 2007 1:04 AM

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