posted by December 13 at 15:02 PMon
Thank you to everyone that sent in assignments. These are all the assignments I’ve received so far:
Teasing someone’s cat with yarn, helping behind the scenes at the Northwest Film Forum holiday party, helping behind the scenes at the Gay Men’s Chorus Holiday Show, installing an ice sculpture designed by Alex Schweder, babysitting a six-year-old who likes to go to Petco and stare at animals, babysitting for someone who told me I could watch their porno after the baby fell asleep, painting a hallway at a gay law firm, slathering wax on some women’s dread locks, gold farming with a World of Warcraft addict, raking the leaves in front of City Hall, building a sex fort in someone’s bedroom, painting an overwhelmed mother’s master bedroom, expressing someone’s anal glands (not feasible), raising 250,000 dollars for the Seattle LGBT Center (also not feasible), opening presents with someone else’s family on Christmas day…..
The couple that sent Dan’s favorite email (which involved driving drunk folks from holiday party to holiday party) just cancelled on me.