Kris and Jeff, a young gay couple living in New England, have started selling their used underwear via tubes on the Internet dedicated to used-underwear sales. Their site is called, um, TwinkUndies.com. Kris and Jeff are offering their undies and the undies of various jock friends--gay and straight--for the low, low price of $29.99 for boxer, briefs, or bikinis, or $39.99 for boxer-briefs. The couple hopes to expand into a growing niche and, in my opinion, mystifying niche in the amateur gay male porn market: straight boys doing it with their gay friends.
"I think the term straight is misleading," said Jeff, via email, when I asked him why his straight friends would be willing to appear in porn with him. "I think there have been studies done that show that most people are actually bisexual, and sexuality actually fluctuates throughout one's life.... So doing gay porn isn't anything that is strictly going against the 'straight' guy's 'being,' it's more just a consideration of money and whether or not they are comfortable doing these things in front of other people and not just inside their minds."
Recent studies have shown that sexuality fluctuates throughout one's life--if one is a woman. Male sexuality tends to be more fixed. But sites like Sean Cody, et al, are proof that America is pumping out a seemingly unlimited supply of young straight/straight-identified men willing to engage in gay sex--and, unlike those grim gay-for-pay porn stars of the past, these guys seem to enjoy it. Perhaps because, as this study found, more young straight men don't see one or two gay sexual experiences as somehow disqualifying them from identifying as straight.
I'm pleased to say that I've never seen the video. And I never intend to. And the Stranger, noted for its low-brow sensibilities, hasn't, so far as I'm aware, written anything about it. But Slate--classy Slate--is all over it.
You have until 5 pm today to submit to The Stranger's Flickr Pool! Remember to tag all photos with "seattlesexy" for them to be included in the Seattle's Sexiest contest.
Wanna browse the current submissions? I highly recommend it, there's great stuff. Click here.
[NOTE: Comments removed and turned off at the request of the editor, who thinks it's unfair that people are publicly dogging on innocent folks whose friends uploaded them to the Seattle Sexiest contest. You'll have to find someone else to pick on.]
A lonely Japanese man has been arrested for allegedly calling directory assistance thousands of times because he liked to be scolded by female operators, police and reports said on Wednesday.
Takahiro Fujinuma--who is 37, single and unemployed--reportedly would whisper "darling" as he tried to start a conversation and then pleaded with operators not to hang up.
ABC News wants to know, and devotes an impressive amount of ink to mulling it over.
In a recent interview with New York magazine, Aiken said that he has never had a romantic relationship and has no interest in finding one, either. [W]hen asked whether he ever has sexual "urges" or "needs," Aiken responded, "I mean, not really. I've just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?"
"My experience is that people who are leading non-sexual lives are often sad, depressed and confused about it," said sex therapist Ian Kerner to ABC News. "[T]hey think it's easier to be asexual than to acknowledge their unique sexuality and identity."
In this study, the authors investigated the hypothesis that women's sexual orientation and sexual responses in the laboratory correlate less highly than do men's because women respond primarily to the sexual activities performed by actors, whereas men respond primarily to the gender of the actors. The participants were 20 homosexual women, 27 heterosexual women, 17 homosexual men, and 27 heterosexual men. The videotaped stimuli included men and women engaging in same-sex intercourse, solitary masturbation, or nude exercise (no sexual activity); human male–female copulation; and animal (bonobo chimpanzee or Pan paniscus) copulation. Genital and subjective sexual arousal were continuously recorded.
The genital responses of both sexes were weakest to nude exercise and strongest to intercourse. As predicted, however, actor gender was more important for men than for women, and the level of sexual activity was more important for women than for men. Consistent with this result, women responded genitally to bonobo copulation, whereas men did not. An unexpected result was that homosexual women responded more to nude female targets exercising and masturbating than to nude male targets, whereas heterosexual women responded about the same to both sexes at each activity level.
The study is here. A scorching hot picture of bonobos doing it is here.
I've never heard of Swedish popstar Basshunter before... but, man, that kid has a kick-ass crisis management team. Basshunter hosted an orgy at his parents' house and someone snapped a bunch of candid pictures of Mr. Bass in action--full frontals, fully erect--and decided to share 'em with the world via the Internets. When asked about the pictures and the scandal Mr. Bass said, "I like very much to use my penis." Not only couldn't Basshunter care less but his mother--who was first to find the photos online and brought them to her son's attention--couldn't care less either.
You gotta love the Swedes.
Via Fleshbot. You can see Basshunter's blurry penis in use here. For a crystal-clear, NSFW shot, click here. And while the full "back, sack, and crack" is all the rage in the UK, thanks to David Beckham, Swedish popstars prefer naturally curly asscracks.
Never run an electrical current from one nipple ring to another--because, you see, that will cause the current to pass through the chest cavity and that could stop the heart of the person with whom you're doing e-stim and that could kill her dead. You probably shouldn't do e-stim above the waist at all--just to be on, like, the safe side.
And if you wanna do e-stim, you might want to invest in an actual e-stim unit--I recommend ErosTek products--and use actual e-stim accessories designed for safe, sane e-stim play. Whatever you do, though, don't attach an electrical cord to your wife's nipples rings and plug that cord into a power strip. Because that will kill your wife dead and then you will be charged with manslaughter.
More e-stim safety tips here. And I would liked to have used a picture of a girl's nipple rings to illustrate this post--but girl tits are NSFW. These sweaty, shaved, pendulous, pierced and alarmingly pumped up male tits, on the other hand, are completely SFW. Enjoy.
God, people, you know a LOT of red-hot locals. It's going to be extra difficult for the editors to winnow the contenders this year—there are already dozens of sexy women, boys, grrrls, boyz, tattoos, men, muscles, lips, and eyebrows in the lot. Brook, by kristeefistee Check them out. (They're not all set to public, so log in or create a Flickr account to see all 131.)
Before you start complaining about the lack of over-fortysomethings, ethnic diversity, and ample bellies, remember that you possess the power to affect the mix—you have until February 1 to nominate the objects of your desire. Just upload your shots to Stranger Photos on Flickr and tag them "seattlesexy."
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Kelly O and Dan at the Adult Entertainment Expo: But Where Are the Sex Robots?
posted by Dan Savage on January 18 at 9:37 AM
Sadly sex robots aren't available just yet. But if you've been seized by a sudden desire to fuck the shit out of the workout ball while doing crunches at the gym, or if you think there's not enough double penetration during your average game of Spin the Bottle, or if think whip cream is a sex toy (as opposed to the gas used to make it), or if you dig father-son granite dildo teams, this sex toy expo's for you:
No, kidding, don't. But do nominate your secret video-store crush or the bomb who filled your prescription last week—we're still collecting nominees for Seattle's sexiest people. Just upload them to our Flickr pool and tag them "seattlesexy." Jarred, tae.rhee's nominee
The fight about who to blame for syph—and what to call it—is as old as its first appearance in Europe around 1500:
... syphilis had been called the "French disease" in Italy and Germany, and the "Italian disease" in France. In addition, the Dutch called it the "Spanish disease", the Russians called it the "Polish disease", the Turks called it the "Christian disease" or "Frank disease" (frengi) and the Tahitians called it the "British disease." ... It was also called The Black Lion.
Now we know—it's "the American disease."
"This controversy has gotten pretty emotional," said researcher Kristin Harper, an evolutionary biologist at Emory. "Whenever you talk about a sexually transmitted disease and its origin, it seems like people want to blame some other country."
new genetic data from deep in the jungles of Guyana suggests that while other forms of this bacterium have plagued humans since early in our evolution, it emerged as venereal syphilis only when carried back to Europe by Columbus and his crew.
The likely carrier? One Martin Alonzo Pinzón, a navigator and pilot who died of syphilis in November 1493, just nine months after returning from the New World. Too bad there weren't PSAs back in the 1400s.
In a study published online by the journal Annals of Internal Medicine, the bacteria seemed to be spread most easily through anal intercourse but also through casual skin-to-skin contact and touching contaminated surfaces.... The new strain seems to have “spread rapidly” in gay populations in San Francisco and Boston, the researchers wrote, and “has the potential for rapid, nationwide dissemination” among gay men.
The study was based on a review of medical records from outpatient clinics in San Francisco and Boston and nine medical centers in San Francisco.
The Castro district in San Francisco has the highest number of gay residents in the country, according to the University of California, San Francisco. One in 588 residents is infected with the new multidrug-resistant MRSA strain, the study found. That compares with 1 in 3,800 people in San Francisco, according to statistical analyses based on ZIP codes.
Anything you can do to protect yourself? Yeah, say the docs: scrub with soap and water after skin-to-skin contact. We might also think about reducing the number of our sex partners--you know, having more sex with fewer people. That's the advice we got at the beginning of the AIDS epidemic. It was a pretty effective sexual health strategy, you know, back in the day.
Help us find Seattle's sex bombs! Every year in February, The Stranger hunts down and photographs Seattle's sexiest citizens. This year we want you to nominate sexy people you know or notice around town. We don't care about sexy local celebs; we want to hear about Seattle's sexiest shoe-salespeople, bike messengers, clerks, fish-throwers, trash-collectors, and college freshmen—all the regular sexy people who make leaving the house worthwhile.
Here's how to nominate someone: Upload a photo of your sexy friend, barista, dentist, whomever... to The Stranger's Flickr group. Make sure to tag the photo "seattlesexy." You should also collect contact information for your nominee—but keep this to yourself for now. We'll e-mail you via Flickr for that info if your nominee is chosen. The submission deadline is Friday, February 1.
Deim and Stephanie Nguyen, Sexiest Take-Out Girls, 2005
Watch for our Valentine's Issue, chock full of free reader valentines and sexy ladies and gents, coming February 13.
Slog somehow missed this very important story: Shots of David Beckham in Armani tighty-whities--reproduced above for reference purposes only--sent sales of tighty-whities soaring in the UK. TWs are now outselling boxers in the UK by two-to-one. The ad also sparked some debate over whether Beckham stuffed his shorts for the photo shoot. In other Beckham news, he's proud to be a gay icon.
Violet Blue offers her list of the best sex books of 2007--from the New Erotic Photography to the Internet Escort's Handbook to the Best Lesbian Bondage Erotica. She also plugs the nine--nine--books she published in 2007.
What you are doing Friday night at 10:08 PM? These folks would like you to have an orgasm--but not a baby--at that time. This will, they theorize, lead to world peace. How's that gonna work?
Our minds influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts during and after The Big O on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention for peace could reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.
Uh-huh. But seeing as how difficult it can be for two people to synchronize their orgasms, I don't expect peace to break out spontaneously at 10:09 PM on Friday.
Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge....
Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.
What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine.
Somewhere between 15 and 40 percent of all pregnancies fail in the first 20 weeks, which means there's still hope. The latest Spears fetus may yet be spared the indignity of being born. Let's all light a little candle, shall we?
This story about whether to artificially inseminate one of the elephants at Woodland Park Zoo is days old, but I'm just catching up. Briefly, there is a lady elephant, named Chai, whose daughter Hansa died in June from elephant herpes.
Here's a photo of the cute little Hansa:
And here's a photo of a cute little kid crying over Hansa's death (courtesy of KOMO):
Now the zoo wants Chai knocked up again (they say because breeding is good for the worldwide elephant population; cynics say because baby animals are good for ticket sales). The zoo wants to import semen from a Toronto stud named Rex but animal rights groups want the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to seize the semen at the border.
Nobody knows much about elephant herpes except that it's gross: it causes lesions and excessive internal bleeding, especially in the elephants' hearts. Nobody knows how it's passed, how Hansa got it, if Chai or Rex has it—but the animal-rights people would rather not risk another cute baby elephant death.
The story is inspiring colorful headlines—"Elephant's semen stirs controversy," courtesy of the Victoria Times Colonist— but it's deeply unsatisfying.
Are the animal-rights people kooks? Are the zoo people being greedy? How important is it to keep breeding elephants in captivity? What's up with this elephant herpes? Why can't they just test Rex and Chai for it?
And more importantly—the mechanics. How do people masturbate elephants? What kind of container do you ship elephant semen in? If the U.S. Fish and Wildlife people seized the semen, what would they do with it? And if they don't, how are the people at Woodland Park going to get it inside Chai? With some dirty Animal Kingdom videos1 and an elephant-sized turkey baster?
An art gallery in Los Angeles is hosting an offensive Christmas art show--they're calling it "Merry Titmas"--and just check out this piece.
Wow. That's the Holy Mother in a Hooter's t-shirt and the Holy Infant has been replaced with a pile of hot wings. Surely this is just as offensive as that Folsom Street Fair poster, right? I mean, look at those eyebrows--we all know the Holy Mother did not pluck her eyebrows or use blue eye shadow. LAist has an interview with the show's curator, Lenora Claire, and it seems pretty clear that she intended to provoke good Catholics everywhere...
The painting of the Holy Mother wearing a Hooters tank top will clearly offend a lot of people. Especially because instead of the Messiah in the manger, it' s a couple dozen hot wings. When exactly did you sell your soul to the Devil?
Lenora Claire: I've always said art much like breasts should be in your face. Since this is a show about art and breasts I started thinking of taking something as classic as a typical nativity scene and giving it a pop twist. I really feel that is the Virgin Mary found herself knocked up today that she would have to go work at Hooters to support the baby Jesus. Like everything I do there are high brow and low brow elements. It's all about subversion.
Sure on one level people are going to be shocked but that is what gets them talking. You can either get off on the humor of it or the bold feminist statement. Or you can be offended. My goal with this show is to stimulate and titillate and I know I've accomplished that. I'm just lucky I was able to wrangle my friend Ed Mironiuk in to drawing it as it would be less impressive if I was left to expressing myself with my finger painting skills.
Titmas? Really? Why do you hate Christmas? Don't you know that makes the baby Jesus cry?
Lenora Claire: As a Jew I have a pretty warped fascination with Christmas probably stemming from the Pee Wee Herman Christmas special I was obsessed with as a child and Divine going apescat over not getting her cha cha heels.
So when does the shitstorm already begin? Who will be first to point out that Ms. Clair didn't dare put blue eye shadow on Mohammed? Or this sort of crap only truly offensive when gay people do it?
I know this cartoon is hilarious... but I can't quite put my finger on why. Golly, I wish ECB were here to unpack its multiple layers of meaning and irony for me. (The caption, in case you're having trouble reading it: "I screamed for help, officer. But I've changed my mind.")
Miller, an evolutionary psychologist at the University of New Mexico, and Jordan, his recent undergraduate research assistant, did conduct a study examining the impact ovulation has on lap dancers’ tip earnings. But they gathered data via a Web site, where strippers logged in anonymously to provide information about their earnings, productivity and menstrual cycles during 296 work shifts (about 5,300 lap dances). The results: While ovulating--and therefore the most fertile--strippers made an average of $30 per hour more than menstruating women and $15 per hour more than women elsewhere in their cycles. Women on the pill--who typically don’t ovulate--made significantly less than naturally cycling women overall and had no “estrus earning peak.”
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Conventional scientific wisdom says that almost all mammals except humans go into estrus (a k a “heat”). Cats yowl and raise their hind ends in the air; female primates get visibly engorged in relevant areas. But humans, scientists have long believed, do no such things. Miller and Jordan’s research indicates otherwise. “It’s highly controversial because it’s science blurring the line between humans and other primates,” Miller says, “but our results give clear economic evidence that human estrus actually does exist.”
The findings that estrus impacts earnings could have implications for women selling cars or giving big presentations as C.E.O.’s,” Miller says. “Should women schedule big job interviews during certain weeks of the month? We don’t know. But maybe."
A skit at a local Christian youth group meeting had teenage boys taking off some of their clothes, wearing adult diapers, bibs and bonnets and being spoon-fed by girls as they sat in their laps.
Some say it's just crazy, goofy teenage fun. But others, including one boy's mother and the Mt. Lebanon School District, aren't comfortable with it.
The skit took place during the Nov. 29 meeting of the Mt. Lebanon Young Life club, a nondenominational Christian youth group directed by youth minister O.J. Wandrisco.
Laurie Metz, whose 14-year-old son was one of the boys who took part in the skit, said she found it inappropriate, demeaning and sexually perverse.
Mr. Wandrisco and a national spokesman for Young Life say the skits are all in fun and meant to be used as "icebreakers" at the youth group meetings. "The skits are designed for one reason and one reason only--for kids to have fun. It's not a dirty joke. The skits are to break down the walls and let them have fun," Mr. Wandrisco said....
Ms. Metz said at the Nov. 29 Young Life meeting, after her son and two other boys were selected to take part in the skit, they were taken to a rest room by an older teen and given adult diapers, bibs and bonnets and directed to take their clothes off and put the diapers, bibs and bonnets on.... The boys returned to the group, where they were asked to sit in the laps of three girls. The girls spoon-fed baby food to the boys and then gave them baby bottles filled with soda pop. The first boy to finish was the winner.
"The whole premise of the skit is questionable," Ms. Metz said. "I see no purpose that it would serve, especially not in a Christian youth group setting. It's perverse."
Putting horny 14 year-old boys in diapers and then plopping them on the laps of teenage girls for a little spoon- and bottle-feeding... thus are life-long fetishes born. Not that I have anything against fetishes or the kind of formative life experiences that create 'em. Far from it. I live in the house that fetishes bought.
But still. Could you imagine the uproar from Christian groups if, say, a gay youth group did something similar? Or a gay-straight student alliance?
A spokesman for the Christian youth group says they've done this for years--they also do a "skit" where girls eat chocolate pudding out of adult diapers--and that Ms. Metz' son "had fun" in that diaper. I'll bet he did--and odds are good that he'll be having fun in diapers for the rest of his life.
...that housing a bunch of teenagers in one big dorm could lead to oral sex. The Washington Post wets itself:
So much for reform of the House page program in the wake of the Mark Foley scandal. House teenage pages are so wild and unsupervised that two GOP members of Congress have resigned from the House Page Board, protesting that they were not informed of two pages caught shoplifting and two others busted for engaging in public oral sex....
One of the incidents that bothered Brown-Waite involved what she called "inappropriate sexual indiscretions" between two teenaged pages. She would not elaborate, though she said other pages served as "enablers." A source familiar with the incident--which resulted in the expulsions of two pages--said one female page performed oral sex on a male page in the page dorm room as the other teenagers watched. "The enablers provided cover for them, the other pages were watching," the source said.
According to Brown-Waite, the alleged public sexual indiscretions were "not an isolated incident."
Uh... gee. Can I jump in here? The Mark Foley scandal was about an adult member of Congress preying on teenage pages. Why are we scandalized by the news that horny teenagers are getting it on in their dorms? You have to be 16 to be a congressional page and guess what? The age of consent in Washington D.C. is 16. So these teenagers are old enough to blow each other if they like--with or without "enablers."
Or do congressional pages take a vow of chastity when they arrive in Washington?
I wouldn't expect teenage sexual indiscretions to be an "isolated incident" at the congressional page dorm for the same reason I wouldn't expect them to be "isolated incidents" anywhere else teenagers gather--hell, you would hard-pressed to find a American mall that isn't the site of teenage "sexual indiscretions."
Teenagers are horny. Teenagers experiment. Teenagers have sex--oral, manual, vaginal, anal--and have always had sex. Again, the Mark Foley scandal wasn't about the horror of sexually active teenagers, it was about powerful adults preying on teenagers. It was about the abuse of power. Speaking as a parent, I would expect members of Congress to keep their filthy hands off my teenager if he were a congressional page. I wouldn't expect other teenagers to keep their filthy hands--or mouths--off of him. Please.
Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis. Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the ring cut off his blood supply.
Two firefighters used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring during a 20-minute procedure. It is understood the man, aged in his 40s, was given an anaesthetic.
That's how much we've spent on abstinence education since 1998. We're gearing up to spend another $200,000,000 next year. And where's that money gotten us?
Teen births tilt up, unmarried rate hits record
The birth rate for teenagers increased in 2006 in the United States for the first time since 1991, while childbearing among unmarried women surged to the highest level on record, health officials said on Wednesday.
Those who lose their virginity at a later age--around 21 to 23 years of age--tend to be more likely to experience sexual dysfunction problems later, say researchers at Columbia University and the New York State Psychiatric Institute's HIV Center for Clinical Behavioral Studies....
Men who lose their virginity in their 20s, in particular, seemed to be more likely to experience sexual problems that include difficulty becoming sexually aroused and reaching orgasm.
An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else....”
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Users were able to steer Santa into admitting he was gay or that he was a pedophile.
One person said “…..come on you like big hairy men -- don't hide it!” To which Santa responded, “I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.”
The references to sex acts, first reported by British news outlet The Register, came when the bot was answering questions about eating pizza. At the time, the bot was chatting with two girls age 11 and 13.
Microsoft has since disabled their foul-mothed, dirty-minded Santa.
The American student accused of killing Meredith Kercher has changed her story again, claiming she was framed by her boyfriend after he committed the murder.
Amanda Knox now says she was sleeping at Raffaele Sollecito's house all night, while he sneaked over to Meredith's flat, sexually assaulted her, cut her throat, then returned to plant Knox's fingerprints on the knife.
It is the latest in a string of stories Knox, 20, has told police as she protests she is innocent of the murder of her flatmate in Perugia, Italy
November 29, 2007 – K&G, an erotic phone experience provider, is offering a new twist on an old gift: phone sex gift certificates. This is a new and unique offering in the phone sex industry.
"From the beginning of time, lovers have given each other the gift of intimacy," said Tricia Richardson, a K&G representative and phone sex operator. "This holiday season, why waste money on sweaters or ties? Give someone you care about a gift they are guaranteed to enjoy – free phone sex."
From sex toy parties to stripper poles in the bedroom, confident women these days are taking the initiative to spice up their sex lives and improve their relationships. Giving and sharing the phone sex experience is now another option for these women.
A phone sex gift certificate is a unique gift anyone will be surprised to receive. "It's an incredibly fun gift to give. Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he has a gift certificate for phone sex. No one expects that!" says Richardson.
Gift certificates can be ordered at www.phonesexgifts.com. Prices start at $20 for a 10- minute certificate. Longer sessions or multiple sessions are also available.
posted by Jonathan Zwickel on November 28 at 3:39 PM
The top 20 female nude scenes of 2007, according to Celebrity Pornmaster General Mr. Skin:
1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Blood Hunter
Couldn't find a better Tomei pic from the movie, unfortch. You'll want to check out NSFW Keeley Hazell after the jump instead.
I get letters at "Savage Love" every day from men who insist that the split second it takes to put on a condom--and it only takes a second, guys, if you're smart enough to remove the condom from its wrapper before you get busy--is a boner assassin. All it takes is that momentary distraction and--phffft--they're soft and it's over. Let's watch TV, honey.
So I don't think the makers of the new "spray-on condom" are gonna be rich anytime soon.
The system works a bit like a car wash. The man put his penis in a chamber and presses a button to start the jets of liquid latex, sucked from a detachable cartridge. The rubber dries in seconds and is later rolled off and discarded like a conventional condom.
The aim is for the process to take just 10 seconds but at present the latex drying time is around 20 to 25 seconds. "We're working to shorten that time," said Krause.
"In a survey we conducted, men had a two-fold reaction to the idea. Some said it's a great idea and would help them because they can't find conventional condoms that fit them. Others say they can't imagine it working in practice. There's the romance factor: applying the condom does interfere with the sex act."
No shit. In other disincentives, the spray-on condom chamber is large and expensive and so are the latex cartridges--and you can't fit the chamber in your wallet either. And given a choice between putting up with ill-fitting condoms or leaping out of bed and shoving their hard cocks into a box for a 15 second blast of ice-cold liquid latex men are going to continue to put up with those ill-fitting condoms.
posted by David Schmader on November 26 at 9:17 AM
They're white, horny, female, and of-a-certain-age, and according to ABC News, they're travelling to Kenya to have their grooves restored by hunky young men who appreciate financial attention. (And, some say, playing HIV-flavored Russian roulette with poverty-stricken Kenyans.) Read the whole thing here.
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"Girls always hee-hawed at me and even men did in the federal john!"
posted by Lindy West on November 19 at 4:01 PM
"Well, now I shriek at them, because I took Megadik
for 5 months and now my shaft is hugely greater than civil."
me: i love my spam folder.
"If your girl cannot be satisfied with your weewee, you have to turn it into a schlong!"
Meagan: My favorite was "Beat her womb with your new enlarged rod."
my womb!
what!
that's a baby's house.
me: "Your new increased penis will be all women's dream"
"Set your lassie on fire with your new giant rod!"
it makes me so sad to delete them.
Meagan: "good news for your phallus!"
me: "Large muscular rods make women go totallly wild!"
Meagan: i'm perfectly happy with the size of my penis, you know.
me: my penis is already XXXXXL
Meagan: you couldn't even measure it with 6 rulers.
me: that sounds like a disability.
u r disabled
Meagan: bad news, Big Pun.
me: OH GOD
"Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dick into her wet box!"
"Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well."
Meagan: wow
your lady is lucky
that's all i know
me: "Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it!"
Meagan: PLEASE
LEAVE MY WOMB ALONE
WITH YOUR ROD.
i don't want your rod to poke my shit.
me: "There are no losers among the possessors of long dicks. Now you can be one of them!"
Meagan: that's true
that is why all women are losers.
me: "Rupture her appendix with your mighty x-treme dong!"
Meagan: puncture her lung with your major phallus
tear her esophagus with your artificially enlarged wee wee
me: impregnate her liver with your burrito grande
Meagan: use your sizzling steak strip to fill her fajita
me: use your mouth to eat a tamale
Meagan: have sex with your girlfriend by inserting your penis into her vagina
posted by Brendan Kiley on November 16 at 12:01 PM
A body dies. It gets stiff. Its blood pools. It begins to rot, with bacteria rooting around in its animal proteins, ripping them up and grinding them down. Things fall apart; things smell bad.
Two organic compounds bloom on the putrefying body—putrescine and cadaverine. The pair is responsible for the foul smell of a dead body—and for the taste and smell of semen.
Every sperm swims into the womb with a little death on its back.
Deim and Stephanie Nguyen, Sexiest Take-Out Girls, 2005
