Comments on Anal Bleaching

If I found out my guy was doing that, I'd huckabee.

This reminds me of the strangest thing I read last night, when I downed half of Obama's book, how he never really clued in about how people felt about being black until he read in LIFE about skin bleaching creams and the article showed what happened sometimes when you did that.

Interesting. I've given up trying to understand why some people do things.

Goddammit, warn people when you post shit like that. Some of us are at work.

the fan brush is the best part.

I'm guessing from #3, that it's NSFW. I'll wait till I get home..

@3
Ummmm..."NSFW" means NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Now, they just need to work on making Dan's shit white. That way, Terry will get back into scat showers.

I've heard about this, but to see it in action! WOW.

What? You don't watch "Nip/Tuck?" They covered anal bleaching about three seasons ago.

Awww, the woman applying the bleach looks like Catherine O'Hara, which makes me kinda like her, even if she is taking the chocolate out of the starfish.

I could have sworn that the anus was supposed to be ugly.

uhhh this bottom will and always does happily douche but that is WAY too much...

you get the same effect with Pepsodent and some sandpaper...

@6

I don't see NSFW. Am I being dumb?

Helena Bonham Carter was pimping anal bleaching awhile back. It must be awesome.

I think an XXXNSFW was needed. Or at least a porn popup warning!

Ew, it looks like the same sort of stuff they put on my teeth a couple months back. I didn't watch all the way through, but do they do then hit your butt with the UV light, like they do with tooth bleaching?

But what about all the robust and distinctive smells you're getting rid of? Won't people miss that part of the experience? That wonderful lingering musk that stays for days afterward?

This must look really strange on black people.

The letters NSFW are plain to see, people.

OK, so it's not a myth. But, with concerted effort, we can make it one. Please?

Howard Stern had this done in studio to one of his gang (Richard Christy *shudder*) on his Sirius Satellite show, back in December, much to the delight of George Takei. The guy who came in, Enrique Ramirez from Face To Face NYC (http://facetofacenyc.com/) said it was mostly models and strippers having the procedure done. He also said a lot of guys were having their penises bleached...

GODDAMN...that lady sounds like Bob Ross as she's paintin' that butthole!

"Happy little anus!" indeed.

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I don't like to call people dumb butt (see what I did there?)...

"Here’s the proof (NSFW)."

@21 "Face To Face NYC"
LOL

If 4-5 people didn't see the NSFW wouldn't you assume that maybe it was added later (as opposed to assuming they're dumb)?

If 4-5 people didn't see the NSFW wouldn't you assume that maybe it was added later (as opposed to assuming they're dumb)?

It's not the NSFW part, or even the anuses that bugged me, it's the stupid, perpetual pop-ups that never end. (And yes, I know, I have them blocked but it hangs up my machine nevertheless.)

@17
Same procedure, same practicioners, same equipment. Didn't you notice the funny taste in your mouth after your treatment?

Seriously, that looks like it would tickle so bad... oh man...

rather than bleach an anus, I think it'd be better to point it at the sun (sunlamp in the winter) and tan it. Plus you get a little vitamin D!

http://facetofacenyc.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=245&osCsid=67e063572f8a31b37b268ac8882c410b

Dan,

I can't believe you thought anal bleaching was a myth!!!! Given all the pretty pink pornstar poopers I've seen and what comes out of them on a regular basis, plus what they used to look like in earlier porn, anal bleaching (or some equivalent) had to have been occuring.

I'm somewhat shocked in fact that you thought it was a myth. You would seem like the kind of guy to do the regular calculus (i.e. yeah it's kinda wierd, but is it physically possible? Is it done to improve one's esthetic appeal? Is is done in the pursuit of greater sexual access/desirability/gratification? After posing these questions to yourself however coherently, the obvious conclusion is that anal bleaching exists and if it didn't exist, there was a market there to be profitable exploited!

Dan, I'm just, shocked, indeed disappointed, by your lack of insight here. How can you give sound advice to zoophiles and not be able to accept the existence of anal bleaching (not that the two go hand in hand, but they are both non mainstream sexually related behaviours...).

I guess all our heroes are, after all, merely human and we ought not expect too much of them.

Still, so dissapointing. Sigh...

So, uh... warning labels aside, you guys thought that a link to proof of the existence of anal bleaching was gonna be work safe?

What kind of world do we live in where it is someone's JOB to bleach peoples' anuses?!? that is seriously fucked up!