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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Merry Christmas, I Got You Some Dirty Talk

posted by on November 29 at 13:30 PM

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Give the Gift of Phone Sex for the Holidays

November 29, 2007 – K&G, an erotic phone experience provider, is offering a new twist on an old gift: phone sex gift certificates. This is a new and unique offering in the phone sex industry.

“From the beginning of time, lovers have given each other the gift of intimacy,” said Tricia Richardson, a K&G representative and phone sex operator. “This holiday season, why waste money on sweaters or ties? Give someone you care about a gift they are guaranteed to enjoy – free phone sex.”

From sex toy parties to stripper poles in the bedroom, confident women these days are taking the initiative to spice up their sex lives and improve their relationships. Giving and sharing the phone sex experience is now another option for these women.

A phone sex gift certificate is a unique gift anyone will be surprised to receive. “It’s an incredibly fun gift to give. Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he has a gift certificate for phone sex. No one expects that!” says Richardson.

Gift certificates can be ordered at www.phonesexgifts.com. Prices start at $20 for a 10- minute certificate. Longer sessions or multiple sessions are also available.

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Sending your lover to go talk dirty to somebody who is not you would be the opposite of intimacy. Now a home made phone sex certificate for a call to the woman herself, not some stranger, would be intimate.

Cheaper too.

Posted by elenchos | November 29, 2007 1:36 PM
2

Forget phone sex, I hope my wife gives me certificate for an escort (hopefully one from the back pages of The Stranger). Very romantic.

Posted by Medinadg | November 29, 2007 1:41 PM
3

Or she could wank in front of the computer, for free. (Well, I guess the Hitachi Magic Wand is part of the cost, but it's a sunk cost.)

Posted by Greg | November 29, 2007 3:44 PM
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@ elenchos:

You're amazingly lucky that you have someone who knows how and will talk dirty to you; if only my wife knew how/would... :P

Posted by andyman | December 2, 2007 2:30 AM
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My wife wouldn't buy me this, but she thought my brother needs some after his divorce.

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