Comments on Don't Let This Happen to You

Ugh. UGH. UUGH!!

This is why metal cockrings are generally a bad idea.

I must point out something omitted from the article excerpt above:

The firefighters placed a thin sheet of metal around his penis to protect the skin while removing the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.

I think that might be the key advice. Well, okay ... did that thing have hard edges on it? Was it going to shred the flesh if removed directly?

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him? Could he not see at the outset that this was a bad idea?

I never got the cockring thing. It seems to be quite popular though...

The problem is that most ring cutters we use in the ER are for soft gold wedding bands. Some of these cockrings are 1/4 inch stainless steel - it takes FOREVER to cut through them, and you have to do it twice (you can't bend the ring open with just one cut).

A second problem is the heat generated by the ring cutter grinding away at the steel. Generally the patient has to be sedated to keep from screaming while thrashing around, one or two people are using ring cutters, and some poor medical student is pouring water over the whole cock-spectacle every few minutes to keep the guy's dick from getting cooked. It's really annoying.

I saw the same thing, @3. I mean, if you're going to go metal, buy something that's made for the job! How expensive can a cock ring possibly be?

He likes rough edges.

an arab strap costs less than $20 & you can get it off the internet. you can't get hurt as it has snaps.

jeez what an idiot.

i like this stroy almost as much as the one about the woman who used the doritos bag as a diaphram.

You can find dozens of items in any hardware store for less than a buck that don't have sharp edges.

Maybe he did all of this to have two hot-ass firemen play with his junk and give him an anesthetic. For all we know about the guy, it probably sounded reasonable to him.

LMAO @ 5

Maybe next time he'll put that metal ring around his neck, tie a rope to the ring, tie the loose end of the rope to a branch high in a tall tree and jump; like the mad man he is.

Honestly, gentlemen--must we accessorize everything?

I work in a pathology lab. It's amazing what people will do for fun. When the foreign object is removed, the send it to us in the lab. We see vibrators, pepper mills, lots of that kind of stuff. Even a plastic worm used as a fishing lure that was removed from a urethra. This case reminded me of one I saw a couple years back. We received a large eye (or I) bolt that is used to attach a chain to a brick or stone wall. The admitting diagnosis on the requisition was "scrotal entrapment". They had to remove it in surgery. He was an inpatient for about 3 day. Bet the insurance company loved that one.

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