Sex Come Together
posted by on December 20 at 9:56 AM
What you are doing Friday night at 10:08 PM? These folks would like you to have an orgasm—but not a baby—at that time. This will, they theorize, lead to world peace. How’s that gonna work?
Our minds influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts during and after The Big O on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention for peace could reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.
Uh-huh. But seeing as how difficult it can be for two people to synchronize their orgasms, I don’t expect peace to break out spontaneously at 10:09 PM on Friday.
PEOPLE, that is not how Magick works.
Crap, I came too soon.
Hmmm, can't hurt to try. I wonder who I could call...
10:08 p.m. PST. That's convenient for us, but I think masturbating might give us a better chance at simutaneous chizzum for a better tomorrow.
I expect I'll be in a crowded movie theater.
"Alvin and the Chipmunks", I hope.
Another perk of being homo.
Orgasming together
To get in the mood....
www.santasm.net/
Weeee can hardly stand the wait...
Like I need an excuse.
The SO is out of town, so I'm afraid you'll just have to make do with the coupling of Five-Fingers Mary and me.
@ #8, I'm at work so I had to watch it without sound. It's reeeeeally creepy.
we could make it happen, but the whole time zone thing seems like it would throw the theory off.
But I'm a virgin..
It's okay, we'll hire a nice working guy for you. Or maybe we'll take a stroll through Woodland Park, I dunno.
Mr. Poe @14:
Funny, I've never pictured you as a virgin! Or do you just mean you've never had sex with a woman? ;-)
I've never slept with anyone. Like, ever. I found Jesus today and he erased all of those 3,481 encounters with penis.
If he's that good, why won't he come again?
3,481 huh? Well, that takes of this year anyway!
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