Comments on The Spray On Condom

Couldn't they make the spray device look like the guy's favorite sexual receptacle?
It could come in different varieties for different orientations. Build it into a blow up sex doll for chrissake.

Who the fuck comes up with this shit?

Also, one has to have a pretty delicate boner if they can't keep it hard for a split second.

Actually, I think Mistresse Matisse could probably find some interesting uses for the ice-cold latex-spraying cock-in-the-box thing. But for the rest of us, not so much.

Who can't find one that fits? You can stretch one of those things over your arm, for crying out loud. People's excuses are just ridickulous.

Dick-in-a-box!!!
Aaaahahahaha!

"You can stretch one of those things over your arm, for crying out loud."

Er, I don't think that the condom being too small is the problem there.

Really? From hot to limp in a couple seconds? Maybe such guys' biggest problem isn't the condom.

This product is just waiting to suck.

Vacuum pump, anyone?

The resevoir tip would be difficult too.

Actually the best virtue of this dohicky is the fact that there probably isn't a better way to get your own presized condoms ... especially since not all of your errections are equal.

They are after a few years of dating, Matt. Trust me, I know.

My cock is huge and I personally prefer the tighter Kimono condoms.

I'm a grad student in science ... I do know what depressing sex is like ... even then .... I STILL know that all my erections are equal ... well at least the ones I'm sober enough to remember ...

This scares me.

sorry NOT equal

@5:

Muggims -- the thing that really makes Slog NSFW is how loudly I shrieked with laughter upon reading your comment.

As for the product in question, long years with Dan's column proves that some guys will like this. They will like it far too much. And then they'll tell us about it in the Lovecast.

It's still probably better than the female condom.

Here's a serious question that I'm hoping someone can answer. Why don't condoms come in a variety of sizes?

I've heard that men are embarrassed about going to the check out line with a box of 'small' condoms. That's BS. As they do with women's clothing, the manufacturers could use vanity sizing starting at 'large' and going to 'dangerously huge'. It's a fixable problem.

So why isn't there a better (more realistic) set of condom sizes? Dan, maybe I should send this over as a Savage Love question.

LLAA should distribute this box in a combo-pack with a pipe and some crystal meth.

I think the problem is that the guys are putting the condoms on themselves. If your partner puts the condom on you, that usually doesn't result in boner destruction - unless the guy is REALLY self-conscious about his package. And if you're embarrassed at having your partner SEE your unit when they put a condom on it, should you really be playing hide-the-sausage with someone with whom you're that insecure?

I can't speak to male size queens, but most women I know aren't going to pull out a ruler along with the rubber to see if you measure up, so calm down and let your partner array you in latex loveliness.

So you stick your cock in a box, and it comes out covered in latex? I don't think I'd want to buy one of these, but it sure would be fun to try out.

Sure, sure, loads of fun you say. UNTIL you accidentally hook up a bottle of mace instead of liquid latex by mistake. THEN who's laughing.

No thanks. When I stick Admiral Wanky in a hole, I prefer to do the spraying.

And what if you get latex in your urethra? Eww.

I could see it being a turn on for some of the rubber fetish crowd. And there's nothing saying they couldn't use a little heater to warm it up to skin temperature.

OH! Oh! I know!
An entire body contraption, kinda shaped like an Iron Lung. Spray down the whole body except the head...REALY safe sex...and the latex can come in diferent colors so you can use it for Halloween to make yourself an instant super hero!

YES.

I'm wondering if I could put my hand in there?

No, no latex fisting in my future, but there are times you just don't want fingerprints left laying around . . .

"HONEST Officer! I was just getting ready for some REALLY rough sex! Here in the bank!"

When they mentioned spray-on condoms I was thinking it would come in a can like Cheez Whiz or Redi Whip.

PSSSSSHHT!!! Aaaaaaaaaand your done!!!

This was mentioned last year on SNL's Weekend Update. I almost wet my pants when they said, "The company hopes it will be more successful than their iron-on condom."

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