Comments on Is Clay Aiken Asexual?

More like "who'd want to fuck him?"

Does his being asexual result from him having a super small penis?

Wow, *fascinating*. Who's Clay Aken, again...?

The only place I've ever heard Clay Aiken mentioned is on the Slog, so I assumed he must be one of those characters the Stranger invented like "A. Birch Steen" or "ECB".

Clueless, nobody is responsible for your unibomber lifestyle but yourself.

Who cares?... I expect this from ABC news... but the Stranger?...

6: I'm actually surprised ABC News considers this is a story, which is why I posted it on Slog...

"News flash! Was Liberace asexual?"

Quarter Turns! Quarter Turns!

“My experience is that people who are leading non-sexual lives are often sad, depressed and confused about it,” said sex therapist Ian Kerner to ABC News.

If this guy were my therapist, I'd fire the douchebag. How is it that just deciding not to have sex is not "acknowledging your unique identity"?

What about that guy he barebacked a few years ago? The one who kept the used cumrag as proof? (Isn't it hilarious imagining a forensic investigation into the sex life of an American Idol also-ran?) Clearly Gaiken had sexual urges that night.

Though I don't believe for one second he's a top.

When he finally does let his freak flag fly... look out.

since apparently no one ever knows what i'm talking about with the quarter turns: http://odeo.com/audio/1717302/view

he's so gross...he's on Broadway doing Spamalot and when they approached him, he wasn't familar with the show, OR Monty Python. He though Monty Python was a real person.

You don't have to be a Python fan, but to be ignorant of them is just plain WRONG.

STupid asexual cracker.

Caring too much about Aiken (his lives and his lack of loves) is why we're losing in Baghdad and Kabul.

Yesterday I failed an online trivia question because I thought a photo of Bublé was Aiken. So I lost because I didn't care enough.

Side note: Bublé looks like a son of Pat Boone, who was popular when Harold Stassen was popular. Back to work!

There are millions of people who want to fuck him. Unfortunately for him they are all 50-year-old women.

"Asexuality" is bad, and Ian Kerner is absolutely right.

Yet another reason not to care about Clay Aiken.

Every guy I've ever met who claimed to be "asexual" went on to start sucking cock a few years later.

Sad Sad Sad.

Poor little homo hick who made it into the national spotlight and now is scared as hell to be who he really is '
cause his momma's a good baptist and he don't want her to find out. (As if a mother doesn't already know)

The lengths he will go to to avoid answering the question (which really shouldn't be being asked in the first place). Now instead of a closet case, he's gonna be known as a freak whose alleged lack of any sexual drive whatsoever gets debated in the national media.

Move over, Michael Jackson.

He never claimed to be asexual, just that he's currently suppressing his sexual desires. If I'd hooked up with someone, they kept evidence of the encounter, and they were still obsessively blogging about it and spamming the internet with their story two years later, I'd probably do the same thing.

HL: Well put.

Gitai @17: you've met me. That's one.

Fnarf @ 15-

Those 50 y.o. women would prefer to "cuddle" with him.

Why can't people just be asexual without being depressed? I think that there are a lot of people who just aren't into sex. (I was married to one!) And thats okay, as long as they aren't partnered with someone who feels the opposite. Clay Aiken being asexual finally makes sense to me!

Personally, he looks like one of those you would call "undead". I suspect the undead are asexual, but hey, I could be wrong about that.

Ok, breaktime over. Back to work.

he's the new morrissey, without the talent!

I think that while 99.9 percent of these "asexual" types are secret or imminent cocksuckers and many -- like the ABC sexpert says -- are sad and depressed about it, there's another faction (particularly on the male side) who turn into crazy, sadistic wife-beaters, dictators, extreme religious fanatics and so on (think about Hitler or those crazy 9/11 Taliban-style nutcases who all seemed like repressed fags). I wish I was kidding.