Comments on Merry Christmas, I Got You Some Dirty Talk

Sending your lover to go talk dirty to somebody who is not you would be the opposite of intimacy. Now a home made phone sex certificate for a call to the woman herself, not some stranger, would be intimate.

Cheaper too.

Forget phone sex, I hope my wife gives me certificate for an escort (hopefully one from the back pages of The Stranger). Very romantic.

Or she could wank in front of the computer, for free. (Well, I guess the Hitachi Magic Wand is part of the cost, but it's a sunk cost.)

@ elenchos:

You're amazingly lucky that you have someone who knows how and will talk dirty to you; if only my wife knew how/would... :P

My wife wouldn't buy me this, but she thought my brother needs some after his divorce.

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