Sex “I like very much to use my penis.”
posted by January 28 at 14:07 PM
onI’ve never heard of Swedish popstar Basshunter before… but, man, that kid has a kick-ass crisis management team. Basshunter hosted an orgy at his parents’ house and someone snapped a bunch of candid pictures of Mr. Bass in action—full frontals, fully erect—and decided to share ‘em with the world via the Internets. When asked about the pictures and the scandal Mr. Bass said, “I like very much to use my penis.” Not only couldn’t Basshunter care less but his mother—who was first to find the photos online and brought them to her son’s attention—couldn’t care less either.
You gotta love the Swedes.
Via Fleshbot. You can see Basshunter’s blurry penis in use here. For a crystal-clear, NSFW shot, click here. And while the full “back, sack, and crack” is all the rage in the UK, thanks to David Beckham, Swedish popstars prefer naturally curly asscracks.
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yes. gotta love the swedes. i saw this on dudetubeonline either last week or the week before. he's gotta nice dick :)
Q: "Why do you never see men rubbing up against each other in pop videos?"
A: "Because women have bigger boobs!"
DUH!
It's hilarious that your definition of NSFW doesn't include the picture you posted.
And headline: "BONG! Here is the midweek news..." Apparently in Europe, this is the sound that signals information.
This Pop Justice is providing much more entertainment than Swedish cock. Sorry.
So, wait, let me see if I get this right -- a dude is naked on the internet? And this is worthy of a slog post?
Fucking nasty. Gross. Vomit.
I demand a picture of Anderson Cooper. Now.
HOT.
Congratulations! You're the proud recipient of this year's "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" award.
He'd be hot if I was given the opportunity to use my imagination...
ooooooooooold ass news.
this is a great day. dan savage has linked to my favorite pop blog in the universe. for reference of its greatness, let me quote one of my all-time favorite album reviews called: What's this Paris Hilton Album like, then?
(...)
10. 'Heartbeat'
The Ballad, but more along the lines of Gwen's 'Cool' than 'My Heart Will Go On'. By 'more along the lines', we mean that the Paris Express is on the exact same piece of traintrack, shunting Gwen from behind and blasting a horn.
(...)
i love those guys.
Nice cock!
Fucking sick breeder sex!!! Make it STOP!!!
i work from home, but for my brothers and sisters in cubicles...that was totally NSFW! i'm glad i don't work at an office anymore!
I was a little bothered by the NSFW pic being on the actual post too until I remembered that I've been laid off and my last day is this Thursday.
I'm just happy that lingonberries are apparently more popular in Scandinavia than dingleberries...
also, when will people learn, homemade sex videos WILL LEAK TO THE WEB!!! And the greater the fame, the faster the leak....
Wow Dan, check the dates on the links you use in your posts.. 2006..
Not only couldn’t Basshunter care less but his mother—who was first to find the photos online and brought them to her son’s attention—couldn’t care less either.
Dan, more than anything else you've contributed to human dignity in the past year--and you've contributed plenty--the grammatically correct use of the above contractions warms my cockles on a very cold day. The audience for your writing is wider and more impressionable than Bill Safire's ever was, and I know you won't let the barbarians carry the day. Fuckin'-a!
Well, check the dates on Fleshbot and the other links. I'll try to be swifter about bringing you news of naked Swedish popstars -- I realize the Internet is a race -- but I hadn't heard about this guy, or his cool swedish mom, Chris, until today.
1)This dude is apparently a somewhat successful music artist..."DUDE, YOU'RE MAKING SOME MONEY; BUY YOUR MOM SOME DECENT FURNITURE AND TOSS OUT THE IKEA CRAP!"
2)Orgies in your 'rents house is tacky.
3)And let's hope this doesn't give the governor of Kansas's stay at home son, any funny ideas...
But, hey, when it comes to posting pics of tall, blond, hung Swedish pop stars, Chris, better late than never.
Anybody who cries NSFW needs to stop reading Slog at work if they're worried about it, I mean HELLO.
Or turn off images
Or ... put it below the fold.
Nah, never happen, someone just has to say "what do you mean we're the gay press here at The Stranger" instead.
"Boyzilians" should be banned if it removes a man's bush entirely! That's the first thing I think upon when I see an attractive guy: how his neither region looks sans clothes.
Men w/o pubes are boy wannabes.
Yay Basshunter! He also does amusing techno songs about instant messaging.
http://justelite.blogspot.com/2006/07/basshunter-boten-anna-english.html
That's just... awesome. You left out that he has Tourette's.
I am very fond of Popjustice. Too bad the only time it's ever been linked to by American blogs is when it involves a naked Swede.
He's not THAT hung. I'd do him though.
Here Here to being grossed out by the nasty hetero sex. Why don't you ever see nasty homo orgy pics get leaked of semi-celebs?
Who cares if someone like colin ferral is having sex if its not with some hot piece of man-meat?
His girlfriend looks so damn happy it warms my heart.
His girlfriend is hot.
It's all good by me. Why do you have to worry about the way other people enjoy themselves?
Relax. Jeebus.
But what does the Kansas first-kid have to do with all of this? Is he hung too?
i want to see more erected penis. who will send me penis photograph
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