Sex In Further Hetero News
posted by November 28 at 15:39 PM
onThe top 20 female nude scenes of 2007, according to Celebrity Pornmaster General Mr. Skin:
1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Blood Hunter
Couldn’t find a better Tomei pic from the movie, unfortch. You’ll want to check out NSFW Keeley Hazell after the jump instead.
Comments
NSFW maybe? Cut? Something?
I give up. Will I ever be able to surf Slog at work without fear? Please? Pretty please?
@1,@2 - At least that little gem has the innocuous filename "18682256-1.jpg" as opposed to "tits-n-loaves.jpg".
And, what did you expect to see "after the jump" anyway?
I just saw "Hotel Chevalier". Too tasteful for a #3 ranking.
Just saying the words "Marisa Tomei" sends shivers up my spine. And I haven't even seen this one.
@3 - it wasn't after the jump originally. Thanks JZ, but maybe you and your coworkers could put the naughty pics behind the cut as a rule.
This post is a more appropriate choice for the title "Boobies".
my bad, tsm. at the stranger office, checking out topless starlets is legitimate work, so we're all a little desensitized around here.
and man, keeley hazell. yow. her website's even better.
Man. I've only seen one of those movies.
Sigh.
@2: lighten up, baby
You lucky striaght men. I would lick jesus's pussy if if that would create a list 20 movies long of male nudity in 2007.
Lena Headey gets naked in 300? Jesus, if someone had told me that I would've actually gone to see the film. They always leave out the important information.
Tomei pic = smokin' hot sexy
boob pic = vaguely depressing
@11 - yeah, it was very cool. Especially when she gets even herself.
There's a back story on Siena Miller. That was not a hot movie, and she just gets tons of rolls.
Does she suck like a Hoover or do I just not understand how deep the feelings for waifs go?
The sex scene in 300 was ridiculous. In fact most scenes involving Lena Headey were pretty poorly executed.
Sienna Miller in "Factory Girl?" Give me a fucking break. That is a very bad movie that totally wasted the talents of the oh so hot Ms. Miller and Guy Pearce in his limp dick portrayal of Andy Warhol. It wasn't this Guy's fault either.
New movie list!
Ricci in Black Snake Moan should have been #1. Good Christ, she was hot in that movie.
Holla for Sienna Miller! That scene was KILLER! bahaha.
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