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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

In Further Hetero News

posted by on November 28 at 15:39 PM

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The top 20 female nude scenes of 2007, according to Celebrity Pornmaster General Mr. Skin:

1. Marissa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
2. Keeley Hazell - Cashback
3. Natalie Portman - Hotel Chevalier
4. Christina Ricci - Black Snake Moan
5. Sienna Miller - Factory Girl
6. Roselyn Sanchez - Yellow
7. Malin Ackerman - The Heartbreak Kid
8. Eva Mendes - We Own the Night
9. Lena Headey - 300
10. Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorne - Knocked Up
11. Alexa Davalos - Feast of Love
12. Chelan Simmons - Good Luck Chuck
13. Wei Tang - Lust, Caution
14. Ashley Judd - Bug
15. Olivia Wilder - Alpha Dog
16. Ana Claudia Talancon - Alone With Her
17. Danielle Harris - Halloween
18. Heather Matarazzo - Hostel: Part II
19. Amber Valetta - The Last Time
20. Lucy Liu - Blood Hunter

Couldn’t find a better Tomei pic from the movie, unfortch. You’ll want to check out NSFW Keeley Hazell after the jump instead.

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1

NSFW maybe? Cut? Something?

Posted by Joh | November 28, 2007 3:58 PM
2

I give up. Will I ever be able to surf Slog at work without fear? Please? Pretty please?

Posted by tsm | November 28, 2007 4:11 PM
3

@1,@2 - At least that little gem has the innocuous filename "18682256-1.jpg" as opposed to "tits-n-loaves.jpg".

And, what did you expect to see "after the jump" anyway?

Posted by Mahtli69 | November 28, 2007 4:15 PM
4

I just saw "Hotel Chevalier". Too tasteful for a #3 ranking.

Posted by DOUG. | November 28, 2007 4:16 PM
5

Just saying the words "Marisa Tomei" sends shivers up my spine. And I haven't even seen this one.

Posted by Fnarf | November 28, 2007 4:20 PM
6

@3 - it wasn't after the jump originally. Thanks JZ, but maybe you and your coworkers could put the naughty pics behind the cut as a rule.

Posted by tsm | November 28, 2007 4:29 PM
7

This post is a more appropriate choice for the title "Boobies".

Posted by Mac | November 28, 2007 4:33 PM
8

my bad, tsm. at the stranger office, checking out topless starlets is legitimate work, so we're all a little desensitized around here.

and man, keeley hazell. yow. her website's even better.

Posted by jz | November 28, 2007 4:39 PM
9

Man. I've only seen one of those movies.

Sigh.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 4:51 PM
10

@2: lighten up, baby

You lucky striaght men. I would lick jesus's pussy if if that would create a list 20 movies long of male nudity in 2007.

Posted by jjoel | November 28, 2007 5:06 PM
11

Lena Headey gets naked in 300? Jesus, if someone had told me that I would've actually gone to see the film. They always leave out the important information.

Posted by Rebecca | November 28, 2007 5:11 PM
12

Tomei pic = smokin' hot sexy
boob pic = vaguely depressing

Posted by Irena | November 28, 2007 5:28 PM
13

@11 - yeah, it was very cool. Especially when she gets even herself.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 5:51 PM
14

There's a back story on Siena Miller. That was not a hot movie, and she just gets tons of rolls.

Does she suck like a Hoover or do I just not understand how deep the feelings for waifs go?

Posted by left coast | November 28, 2007 6:00 PM
15

The sex scene in 300 was ridiculous. In fact most scenes involving Lena Headey were pretty poorly executed.

Posted by Cale | November 28, 2007 7:11 PM
16

Sienna Miller in "Factory Girl?" Give me a fucking break. That is a very bad movie that totally wasted the talents of the oh so hot Ms. Miller and Guy Pearce in his limp dick portrayal of Andy Warhol. It wasn't this Guy's fault either.

Posted by Mud Baby | November 28, 2007 8:43 PM
17

New movie list!

Posted by Greg | November 28, 2007 10:20 PM
18

Ricci in Black Snake Moan should have been #1. Good Christ, she was hot in that movie.

Posted by Matthew | November 28, 2007 11:46 PM
19

Holla for Sienna Miller! That scene was KILLER! bahaha.

Posted by Amelia | November 29, 2007 1:13 AM
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