Books Shout at the Devil
posted by June 27 at 4:21 PM
onAs you probably already know, Bobby Jindal, the new governor of Louisiana, is the current favorite for McCain's VP slot.
The Wall Street Journal has a quick hit about Jindal on their politics blog: Jindal is Catholic, a second-generation Indian immigrant, opposed to abortion always and everywhere, into intelligent design and chemical castration, and wrote a story claiming to have participated in an exorcism.
Basically, he's my nightmare.
Since McCain has assumed the miter and rod of the Republican nomination, I've had a delicious fantasy playing out in my head: That McCain, in trying to purge himself of the Bush legacy (as well as wreak a revenge he's been plotting for eight long, painful years) would finally throw the evangelicals off the train.
That he'd put out a call to angry Goldwater conservatives, classical conservatives, and isolationist-minded moderates who are disgusted with the heavy spending, foreign entanglements, and social conservatism of the last eight years.
Healthy, classical conservatism is an important part of any country's conversation with itself, but the evangelicals are perverse, willfully obtuse, destructive, blah blah blah. They've hijacked the Republican Party. And maybe McCain's the man to punch 'em in the eye and take back the wheel.
Of course, I want McCain to lose. But I want a Roman bloodbath in the process that purges Dobson, et al. from the body politic. It's a revenge story out of Shakespeare, or Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, and I want to watch it go down.
But this Jindal guy, with his charismatic Catholicism, is starting to derail my hopes and dreams.
ANYWAY.
I wanted to read his 1994 exorcism story at the New Oxford Review, but it lives behind a $1.50 firewall. So, for the good of the nation, I paid the $1.50 and posted chunks of it below the jump. (The whole thing is over 5,000 words long—for an account of an exorcism, it's painfully plodding.)
It's called Beating a Demon: Physical Dimensions of Spiritual Warfare.
Highlights include: His tortured sexual tension with the possessed woman ("we had been very careful to avoid any form of physical contact in our friendship"), her freaking out ("Over and over, she repeated "Jesus is L..L..LL," often ending in profanities"), and theories as to how she came to be possessed in the first place ("Susan's roommate, the daughter of a Hmong faith healer, had decorated the room with supposedly pagan influences... Susan, who had experienced visions and other related phenomena as a child, thought her intense flirting with guys and straying away from God had led to this punishment").
When in doubt, blame the Hmong. Or sex. Or both.
Enjoy.