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posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on June 26 at 10:35 AM
A transformer explosion has disabled our internets. Paul Constant is reading poetry aloud and we may soon resort to cannibalism.
Slog will be slow for a while. Please make a note of it.
Update: We’re back.
I didn't think I could love Paul Constant any more deeply, but here we are.
Is your power completely out? Is it dark? When the lights come back on, how many of you will be discovered to be naked?
OPTIMUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It pleases me to see this filed under Homo.
You guys should probably go out into the street and light that car alarm car on fire to keep warm until the power comes back. If I remember correctly, there was enough crap in it to get a decent blaze going.
@2 I thought they worked naked as a general rule?
I blame Ellen Forney for the transforner (sic) explosion.
I blame all of the homosexuality.
THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT, GROUND-MONKEY! ONE OF OUR HEROIC SISTERS MARTYRED HERSELF FOR OUR CAUSE. NEXT TIME IT'S YOU, MR. BRENDAN KILEY.
ALL HAIL THE BUSHY HOARD!
Save me a piece of Dan!
When we have a power outage, we usually just go for beers.
Actually, more transformer problems are caused by crows than squirrels. Please make a note of it.
glad your power is back on, Strangers. Now that you are in my service district, I feel responsible for your electricity.
Catalina @12, it's natural for us to suspect the squirrels first, given the looming war.
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I didn't think I could love Paul Constant any more deeply, but here we are.
Is your power completely out? Is it dark? When the lights come back on, how many of you will be discovered to be naked?
OPTIMUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It pleases me to see this filed under Homo.
You guys should probably go out into the street and light that car alarm car on fire to keep warm until the power comes back. If I remember correctly, there was enough crap in it to get a decent blaze going.
@2 I thought they worked naked as a general rule?
I blame Ellen Forney for the transforner (sic) explosion.
I blame all of the homosexuality.
THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT, GROUND-MONKEY! ONE OF OUR HEROIC SISTERS MARTYRED HERSELF FOR OUR CAUSE. NEXT TIME IT'S YOU, MR. BRENDAN KILEY.
ALL HAIL THE BUSHY HOARD!
Save me a piece of Dan!
When we have a power outage, we usually just go for beers.
Actually, more transformer problems are caused by crows than squirrels. Please make a note of it.
glad your power is back on, Strangers. Now that you are in my service district, I feel responsible for your electricity.
Catalina @12, it's natural for us to suspect the squirrels first, given the looming war.
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