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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Please Stand By

posted by on June 26 at 10:35 AM

A transformer explosion has disabled our internets. Paul Constant is reading poetry aloud and we may soon resort to cannibalism.

Slog will be slow for a while. Please make a note of it.

Update: We’re back.

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1

I didn't think I could love Paul Constant any more deeply, but here we are.

Posted by Gloria | June 26, 2008 10:40 AM
2

Is your power completely out? Is it dark? When the lights come back on, how many of you will be discovered to be naked?

Posted by Fnarf | June 26, 2008 10:40 AM
3

OPTIMUS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
4

It pleases me to see this filed under Homo.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 26, 2008 10:55 AM
5

You guys should probably go out into the street and light that car alarm car on fire to keep warm until the power comes back. If I remember correctly, there was enough crap in it to get a decent blaze going.

Posted by Jessica | June 26, 2008 10:56 AM
6

@2 I thought they worked naked as a general rule?

Posted by PopTart | June 26, 2008 10:56 AM
7

I blame Ellen Forney for the transforner (sic) explosion.

Posted by Jeff Stevens | June 26, 2008 10:58 AM
8

I blame all of the homosexuality.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 26, 2008 11:02 AM
9

THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT, GROUND-MONKEY! ONE OF OUR HEROIC SISTERS MARTYRED HERSELF FOR OUR CAUSE. NEXT TIME IT'S YOU, MR. BRENDAN KILEY.

ALL HAIL THE BUSHY HOARD!

Posted by Squirrel Liberation Front | June 26, 2008 11:17 AM
10

Save me a piece of Dan!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 26, 2008 11:18 AM
11

When we have a power outage, we usually just go for beers.

Posted by Fe Man | June 26, 2008 12:57 PM
12

Actually, more transformer problems are caused by crows than squirrels. Please make a note of it.

glad your power is back on, Strangers. Now that you are in my service district, I feel responsible for your electricity.

Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay | June 26, 2008 1:04 PM
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Catalina @12, it's natural for us to suspect the squirrels first, given the looming war.

Posted by lostboy | June 26, 2008 2:34 PM

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