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Friday, June 13, 2008

Hulk Smash Puny Slog, Part 2

posted by on June 13 at 11:00 AM

Hulk Fact!

Did you know that one of the Hulk’s deadliest foes is named The Bi-Beast? It’s true!

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According to The Immortal Thor fansite, the Bi-Beast is a citizen of the “City of the Bird-People,” and that the very sad Bi-Beast doesn’t have any relatives, but

the Bi-Beasts two heads, each possessing a separate intellect, address each other as “skull brother

It’s unknown if the Bi-Beast will still have two heads when he gets out of college.

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1

Mr. Bi-Beast obviously listened to too much
Jefferson Airplane
back in The Sixties.

Posted by Jeff Stevens | June 13, 2008 11:31 AM
2

2 heads, no nipples.

Posted by Misty Brown | June 13, 2008 11:37 AM
3

This kind of shit is why I didn't read Hulk.

Posted by Greg | June 13, 2008 12:03 PM
4

Man-e-faces was better!

Posted by Dougsf | June 13, 2008 12:23 PM
5

many superheroes run around shirtless & i always wonder if they get cold. i'm cold just sitting here at my desk.

maybe fighting is enough aerobic exercise that they don't need to cover up.

Posted by max solomon | June 13, 2008 1:08 PM
6

Ha ha. Your comment about college made me actually laugh out loud.

Posted by Tizzle | June 13, 2008 3:45 PM
7

Hmmm... Two toes, two fingers (plus thumbs), two heads. I wonder if he has a second wang. Maybe growing out of the middle of his back?

Posted by rob | June 13, 2008 7:40 PM

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