??!! Hulk Smash Puny Slog, Part 4
posted by on June 13 at 12:22 PM
Hulk Fact!
There was a Hulk doll released in the U.K. that was anatomically correct.
ENGLAND— Shocked six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.
And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.
“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.
“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”
The full report is here.
Via I-mockery, which has a lovely gallery of hideous Hulk stuffed animals that must be seen to be believed.
Hulk not like comparisons to Ed Norton's small package!
constant i love you but i'm gettin real sick of the hulk google-a-rama-thon going on today.
Oh, how I love the British.
Two inches on a one-foot doll is like 12 inches on a six-foot man. That's not that big.
we've all seen the gold lamé, fnarf. no need to rub it in.
@5: "Seen" is a weak way of describing it. "Seared into our retinas" is closer.
j beezer: I resent the implication that I'm just Googling this shit. This is the culmination of a lifetime spent reading Hulk comic books.
What is little innocent six year old Leah doing pulling boy dolls' pants off in the first place?
Hulk's pants stay on when he gets thirty feet tall. What's up with that?
Fnarf proves again what a big dick he is!
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