??!! Hulk Smash Puny Slog
posted by June 13 at 10:44 AM
onHulk Fact!
Did you know that the Hulk’s alter ego, Bruce Banner, was nearly raped in a YMCA shower in a 1980s comic book? It’s true:
For more information, see Cracked.
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i sure don't remember that comic, but who read The Hulk? no one, that's who.
Dr. Strange was where it was at! Gene Colan!
that was creepy...
heh. you gotta love the Cracked blog.
THAT MADE ME SO FUCKING HOT.
That almost happened to me once in the 80's.
IN MY DREAMS
This post proves that Ang Lee is heterosexist. And, by extension, Paul Constant.
It's true!
In related developments, Charles Mudede is racist, Erica C. Barnett is sexist, Dan Savage is (also) heterosexist, and Josh Feit is a self-hating jew.
It's true!
I was getting hot until dude said "Sweetums." At that point I knew he was less of a rape top and more of a cat person. There would totes be cuddling in the shower afterward.
The "Robin of Locksley" hair was just too much for me.
"Luellen"?
Yeah, it was kind of creepy, right up to the end where "blondie" says: "He - he told me so!"
'Cause you know, that's exactly what you'd EXPECT someone fending off a shower-rape to say, right?
"Try to corn-hole me, and I'll turn big and green and rip your head off!"
Bet that one works all the time.
@1:
Yeah, Colan. Although for me it was early '70's "Tales of Suspense" and "Iron Man"...
He can crush steel balls with his bare hands? Steel balls? Really?
Thanks, Marvel!
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