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Screw that. Give him the chair. Make him sizzle and smoke!

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 25, 2008 1:59 PM

It's horrid, but on the positive, I'm pretty sure he was unconscious/dead for 90% of it.

Posted by Rufio (From Hook) | June 25, 2008 2:14 PM

@1 Forget the chair. Give this fucker 83 blunt force traumas and three dozen stab wounds.

Posted by T | June 25, 2008 2:15 PM

You think this is bad? Check out the murder of former black and white director Robert Lees. It'll have you praying for some blunt force action.

Posted by Krizpie Kreme | June 25, 2008 2:17 PM

Phew! For a second, I thought they'd killed the Man with the Yellow Hat!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 25, 2008 2:19 PM

Whew! For a second I thought your post was going to say they demolished the Ballard Denny's building!

Posted by Ziggity | June 25, 2008 2:19 PM

Horrible as it was, the victim was not a co-creator of Curious George. It does sound more exiting to label him as one though.

Posted by Blunderplank | June 25, 2008 2:28 PM

I think they saw a hunter wearing a Big Yellow Hat running away from the crime scene.

And a note that said something like "I object to your stereotyping my lifestyle" on the body.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 25, 2008 3:11 PM

Not to diminish the horribleness of what happened, but for the record, we're talking about a writer who collaborated with a Curious George co-creator on many of the franchise incarnations following the recent movie.

Posted by lostboy | June 25, 2008 3:48 PM

why couldn't he just have killed jack johnson? god dammit.

Posted by skye | June 25, 2008 11:59 PM

Or Carrot Top.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 26, 2008 9:04 AM

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