Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie
posted by August 8 at 12:01 PM
onHappy Friday from you-know-who...
posted by August 8 at 12:01 PM
onHappy Friday from you-know-who...
posted by August 7 at 12:01 PM
onAnd now a word (or two) with Sarah! Supreme Chavette, our unofficial Sponsor of Fun With Chavs WeekTM... If you can translate whit she sayin', you can win THIS, THIS, THIS, and/or THESE*.
* not really. unless ya bee me a plane tick ta goe steal 'em, aye.
posted by August 6 at 12:01 PM
onFun With Chavs WeekTM continues with Wee Man. Wee's a Ned, not a Chav, but he still counts, ya bawbags.
Want to sing along but can't? See also the karaoke version.
posted by August 5 at 12:01 PM
onwhit? aye king chav gets owned in a 2 spec hit wid a glasgow boos? ouch!!!
posted by August 4 at 12:15 PM
onI hereby declare it Fun With Chavs WeekTM at Lunchtime Quickie. Oi!
posted by August 1 at 12:01 PM
onPretend you give a sh*t!
posted by July 31 at 12:01 PM
onIntroducing Dimitri. Strange... I wonder why she didn't call him back?
posted by July 30 at 12:30 PM
onA desperate McCain might be using images of Britney and Paris, but listen to the bitchin' MySpace metal band Ralph Nader is using in the video he just loaded on YouTube. Duuude.
posted by July 29 at 12:00 PM
on"It could happen tomorrow, or not for a thousand years..."
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posted by July 28 at 12:01 PM
onAn 11-year old boy bites a pit bull. That's right. And he loses a tooth doing it...
posted by July 25 at 12:01 PM
onIt's Friday already? I guess it's time for Lunchtime Quickie's Russia Week to come to an end. I collected so many videos. Boys drinking vodka, boys falling out of tractors, boys who love ketchup, boys reading X-rated poems, skateboarding boys who write really bad rap songs...
So many boys. I almost forgot about the ladies. Russian women are glamorous. And they almost always wear heels. How did I almost forget the ladies?
posted by July 23 at 12:01 PM
onWhat would Russia Week be without some homophobic Russian police, drunk off their asses in uniform, dancing like a couple of homos?
posted by July 22 at 12:00 PM
onposted by July 21 at 12:01 PM
onI'm officially declaring it Russia Week here at Lunchtime Quickie TM. Because you know, um, a wooden bed is always better than a golden coffin.
posted by July 20 at 9:30 AM
onAdolf Hitler sings the them from "The Jeffersons." Not to viewed with a mouthful of food or liquid or cock.
Andrew Sullivan showed this to me and then called dibs on blogging it—but he's off for a week, and isn't blogging. And the web can't wait. So we took it up with a bloggers ethics panel, which decreed that I could blog it now, so long as I credited Andrew's source: VJ Yaz.
Enjoy.
posted by July 18 at 12:01 PM
onMy eternal fascination with Russia continues with The Tunnel of Death, aka The Lefortovo Tunnel, and/or the Mad Max Expressway:
The 2.2 km (1.4 miles) long Lefortovo Tunnel in Russia is the fifth longest 'in-city' tunnel in all of Europe. There is a river running over it and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches minus 38 degrees, like it did last winter, the road freezes and the result is this video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera.
posted by July 17 at 12:01 PM
onSomeone just sent me this video of Lauren Hutton wearing her drunky pants at the Bravo's A-List awards. I know it's about a month old, but if you haven't seen it yet, it's worthy. I think "Guacamole Smasher" might be the name of my next band...
posted by July 16 at 12:01 PM
onNorman Johnson and The PT Loser... I mean, PT Cruiser:
Audio from pranksters Earles and Jensen!
posted by July 15 at 12:00 PM
onMan, two years in a row? Will the rest of the world EVER respect the United States again?
posted by July 11 at 12:01 PM
onTo all those people who bought up all the tickets to the SP20 Comedy Show tonight - damn you! It's sold out. Here's Patton Oswalt. Oh Patton Oswalt.
posted by July 9 at 12:00 PM
onWhite people CAN dance!
posted by July 3 at 12:00 PM
onWould you feel more patriotic tomorrow, if he apologized today?
posted by July 2 at 12:00 PM
onBecause it's Wednesday...
posted by July 1 at 12:00 PM
onIs César Polvilho the new Pretty Ricky? Are refrigerators sexier than ottomans? Can one of you boys tell me what's going on here?
posted by June 30 at 12:00 PM
onThey’re tryin' to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no...
posted by June 27 at 1:00 PM
onposted by June 25 at 12:20 PM
onIn honor of big gay Pride Week, here's Big Gay Lunchtime Quickie #1! You may remember Seattle's gender-bending-queer-lady-boylesque-performance-art-solo-stripping-sensation Waxie Moon from THIS video. Here's his newest, Waxie's Choral Line.
You can see Waxie perform tonight at The Triple Door with the one-and-only Dina Martina, El Vez, Queen Shmooquan, and more!
posted by June 24 at 12:55 PM
on...or, in Addition to Never Having Enough Hot Brazilian Guys Dancing in Their Speedos on Your Blog, You Should Probably Have Some Hot Brazilian Girls on Your Blog too...
posted by June 23 at 12:45 PM
onThink you can out-riff the Big C Diddy? The US Air Guitar Championships! TONIGHT!
posted by June 20 at 12:19 PM
onLook what happened to these sweet old Russian Grandmas after just one day of reading SLOG comments. Tsk!
posted by June 19 at 12:30 PM
onItaly 1, Hot Headed French National Soccer Team Bus Driver, 0
posted by June 18 at 1:15 PM
onA couple weeks ago I went down to Portland for The 7th Annual Masturbate-a-Thon. The event promised dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, trannies, porn stars, a tarot card reader, fellatio demos, The Thrill Hammer, and last, but certainly not least, a play-space called "The Rubitorium."
I took two very brave friends with me. Upon our third or fourth pre-Masturbate-a-Thon shot of courage, one of them remarked, "I can't believe we're going to this. One of us is going to go blind." One of us did indeed go blind. About two hours into the event, the video camera just inexplicably stopped working. It was also about the same time one of my friends had to pull me out of a potentially terrifying scenario with Mae West, using the event's official safety chant, "No Means No! No Means No!".
Anyway. I went there to make a How Was It? video. And I did. The sound might be NSFW, but everything else has been sanitized for your pleasure. You didn't want to see the actual Rubitorium anyway. Like a strange dream, I've already almost forgotten what it looked like. It's probably better that way. I do remember thinking, during our post-Thon decompression shot at Mary's Club, that whatever it was that we just saw, I was glad it existed. There's a reason we saw that "Keep Portland Weird!" billboard on the way there. Something so wild and free could never happen in a club in Seattle. Not a million years.
posted by June 16 at 12:01 PM
onR.I.P. Tony Schwartz, creator of maybe the scariest political ad ever made...
posted by June 13 at 12:30 PM
onHappy Friday, June 13th!
posted by June 11 at 12:35 PM
onYou can take the reporter out of the city, but you can't always take the city out of the reporter...
posted by June 10 at 12:45 PM
on"Blacks, Pakis, Gooks, and Nips... Gooks and Nips!"
Amy Winehouse is such a never-ending disaster, it almost seems fake.