Tomorrow night, the Swedish Housewife brings her Everything but the Kitchen Sink Cabaret to the lush confines of the Triple Door. She plucks 11 acts from her 21 years of producing shows and her enviable stable of counterculture stars for one night of glorious madness. The mighty El Vez will be debuting material from his upcoming tribute to John Sex, and the thrilling Queen Shmooquan will bend your mind with her transcendental madness. Fresh from triumphant performances in New York, Provincetown, and London, Seattle’s one and only megastar of camel-toed razzle-dazzle, Miss Dina Martina, will be in town for a rare summer appearance. There’s much more on board, including the inimitable Waxie Moon, and your hostess for the evening, NYC’s one-eyed wonder Miss Astrid.

Come early, have dinner, and if the crowd at the Joey Arias show last month is any indication, you’ll be rubbing elbows with a who’s who of Seattle’s alterna-gays.