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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Lunchtime Quickie

posted by on August 7 at 12:01 PM

And now a word (or two) with Sarah! Supreme Chavette, our unofficial Sponsor of Fun With Chavs WeekTM… If you can translate whit she sayin’, you can win THIS, THIS, THIS, and/or THESE*.

* not really. unless ya bee me a plane tick ta goe steal ‘em, aye.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_%28Scottish%29

I think you will find that Sarah is a "ned" rather than a "chav"

Posted by Frank Black | August 7, 2008 12:27 PM
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some cunt stole all her fags?

and she's going to get pissed?

Posted by max solomon | August 7, 2008 12:39 PM
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That might be the funniest thing about the whole Chav phenomenon: the way they've latched onto previously tony aristo brand Burberry. One can only imagine the tortured meetings inside the company: "They're destroying our brand." "We're selling metric shitloads of the stuff." "But it's all counterfeit." "We've still got our Royal Warrant, haven't we?" "This is Burberry TOILET PAPER here, on fucking Ebay." "I didn't think they knew how to use computers."

Posted by Fnarf | August 7, 2008 12:41 PM
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Hmm...I'm confused. But here are my fav chavs(?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp8nk6IKVXA

Posted by kentdog | August 7, 2008 12:46 PM
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@3: The chavs have definitely put a financial dent into Burberry. I saw a BBC documentary about how now the rich-bitch set won't have anything to do with Burberry anymore and chavs all buy counterfeit merchandise. Basically, Burberry is scrambling to recover their reputation and lure back their wealthy customer base. This mostly involves them getting rid of their trademark plaid design.

My favorite chav: Danniella Westbrook, the self-admitted chav actress who did so much cocaine that she completely eroded away her nasal septum and then gladly posed for pictures in the press with her ruined nose.

Warning: this picture is horrible.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/DanniellaMOS0605_450x520.jpg

Posted by JC | August 7, 2008 1:16 PM
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Did she say something about "fookin' snot"?

Posted by Spoogie | August 7, 2008 2:05 PM
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@5, their trademark plaid used to be the LINING, of coats and so forth. For an entire generation of well-off Brits, a "Burberry" is just a belted raincoat, like a London Fog (a brand that no Londoner has ever heard of). THEY are the ones who cheapened it by splashing it all over the place, on the outside. So turnabout is fair play, I guess.

That picture is magnificent! but I have to stick with Michael Carroll, who won and then pissed away $15 million in lottery winnings in 18 months: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Carroll_(lottery_winner)

the UDA tattoo is a nice touch.

Posted by Fnarf | August 7, 2008 3:00 PM
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#7 - Micheal Carroll named his daughters "Beyonce" and "J-Lo"?Lottery louts chavin' babies!

Thanks everyone for all the turn-ons in this thread. Consolevania Hitler (gas in yo' face) and Danniella Westbrook's coke hole are particularly blowing my mind...


Posted by KELLY O | August 7, 2008 3:44 PM
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You like Consolevania's Hitler? Not strictly speaking chavs, but when Tottenham Hotspur play away at chavvy teams like Chelsea and Arsenal, the home fans make a hissing noise like escaping gas. Why? Spurs are known as the Yids, from the high percentage of Jews that once lived in the neighborhood of Tottenham. The hissing gas, get it?

And they wonder why we hate them.

Posted by Fnarf | August 7, 2008 4:02 PM
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"like" isn't the right word - curious of is better.

and dammit. I want to find a copy of Michael Carroll documentary now. THAT would be a film...

Posted by KELLY O | August 7, 2008 5:01 PM
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Posted by Fnarf | August 7, 2008 5:11 PM

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