Ah, bless you, hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

It just kept getting worse. "If you're psychologically normal..."

So THAT's how eHarmony works.

Heard this a while ago, and that thing is 100% quotable. And for the men listening: If it's not immediately apparent that this is one of the most disillusion men you've ever heard on tape, please consider becoming a recluse. He's making it harder for all of us.

This man is a god.

If only one could discern any man's particular brand of crack from the very first phone call...

I just can't help imagining the woman listening to this for the first time, wondering at exactly what point she went from boiling mad to hysterical laughter. "You should actually look that up -- Passive-Agressive Personality Disorder" is the greatest pickup line of all time.

You'll be surprised to hear that he's not a very nice guy. He used to be a doctor until he was disbarred for "seducing" his patients; he's part of the "seduction community" in Toronto. See http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

Why is Mudede calling himself Dimitri?... (I'm confused.)

Also, he has a webpage:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

Once again Fnarf makes Slog a place worth living in.

wait, so this is real? i figured it was some sort of prank phone call thing.

wow, where to start....i actually feel somewhat wiser after listening to it, is that weird?

I just threaten to kill the girl outside of her work. That usually makes them find me irresistible. I'll only stop my charms after their little brother shoots me with a BB gun. The nerve of some girls brothers!

#12 - I still have a restraining order against you. Stay away from my SLOG!

Typical Canadian

Reminds me of the Eurotrash in Boston.

# 12 & # 13 - I know who and what this is about!!! No wonder I drink!!!!