2008 Re: Never Mind the Hurricane, the Suspension of Civil Liberties in St. Paul, and the Palin Employment Scandal—It’s the Grandson Being Passed off as a Son that Should Be Blowing Your Minds
posted by August 30 at 22:05 PMon
So. According to a salacious report on Kos, Palin’s daughter had a kid out of wedlock that Palin pretends is hers to hide the social-conservative stigma of having a kid out of wedlock.
The whole report—which reads like a cross between the censored parts of Brontë novel and The Brothers Karamazov—is here.
The heart breaks. The stomach aches. And if it’s true, I’m totally voting for Palin as the most goth-romantic-gutsy nutjob since Mary-Kay Letourneau (who has been the soul and flower of goth-romantic-gutsiness since the beginning of ever). If the story is true, Palin is a beautifully twisted hero, a liar with the courage of her convictions.
From the story:
Well, Sarah, I’m calling you a liar. And not even a good one. Trig Paxson Van Palin is not your son. He is your grandson. The sooner you come forward with this revelation to the public, the better.
Here’s Palin, allegedly seven months “pregnant”:
Here’s a family photo, around the same time. See if you can spot the pregnant one:
From the Kos story:
Bristol is pregnant in these pictures. She is not carrying belly fat, which grows outwardly wide, and does not become dome-shaped. That’s because fat is generally evenly distributed around the abdomen and a fetus is not.
By the way: this (allegedly) clandestine kid? It’s the one with Down syndrome.
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way: The family of “A Sharp Nail” awaits its novelists.
And remember: a vote for Palin is a vote for change(lings).