??!! If You Don’t Hear From Me Tomorrow…
posted by August 25 at 16:08 PMon
It’s probably because I’m slowly dissolving in the stomach-pod of a giant alien fungus.
Here is the situation: I have lived in my current apartment for one year and eight months. Today, I stepped through my front gate for an unremarkable (if drippy) walk to work, and was confronted with this magnificent beast:
Dear people of Slog,
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! I have never seen this extremely large yellow thing before in my entire life. Was it always there, but somehow eluded my gaze for 20 unsuspecting months? Did it appear overnight, in conjunction with that glowing chunk of space garbage I found pulsating in the ferns? And most importantly, SHOULD I EAT IT!? Please advise.
PS Isn’t it pretty?