Housekeeping Stranger Writers Are a Superstitious and Cowardly Lot
posted by August 22 at 18:02 PMon
This monstrous thing just terrorized our offices for the last half hour.
I know it doesn’t look like it from the picture, but it was as big as a goddamned bat.
We have no idea where it came from, but It took a ladder, 14 staffers and a lot of tears to get it out of here.
Paul Constant, manly man that he is, finally caught the damn thing in a box and tossed it out the window.
Then it came back.
We managed to shoo it away again and sealed the building, but if you’re in Cal Anderson Park with small children or dogs, you might want to think about fleeing in terror.