??!! I Give Up
posted by on August 25 at 16:19 PM
Seattle’s We Are Change blog, the big blog for Seattle 9/11 Truthers, has just bravely come out against the worldwide conspiracy to cover up the real truth about…
Many Truthers now believe that the climate crisis doesn’t exist. The We Are Change post in question quotes liberally from a report by “Christopher Monckton, who once advised Margaret Thatcher.” Oh. My. God. Here are some “facts”:
CO2 enrichment will add little more than 1 °F (0.6 °C) to global mean surface temperature by 2100;
It was proved 50 years ago that predicting climate more than two weeks ahead is impossible;
and
In the past 70 years the Sun was more active than at almost any other time in the past 11,400 years.
The right-wing migration of Truth Groups is complete.
This is quoted by Republicans in general, much less 9/11 Truthers.
I hope they all died in the unseasonable rain while standing outside, ignoring the oscillations in global weather and local weather patterns worldwide.
Or drowned in one of the hurricanes.
Yeah. Like turkeys, Truthers don't know when to come in out of the rain. Fortunately, their irrelevance is inevitable.
I can't wait until they come out with a statement that the United States is really just a territory of Great Britain due to a handshake deal between Queen Elizabeth and Nixon. (That's the best conspiracy I've ever overheard; it was in a donut shop at 12 AM.)
Hey Truthers, weather != climate, you dumb kooks.
I love these guys. Can they get a column? Or a regular spot on the Slog?
@4, I think that's a LaRouche line. These guys really need to get together.
The Flat Earth Society is pretty much defunct now, I think, and those with a desire to feel special via relegation to the fringe had to go somewhere.
The entire article titled Climate Sensitivity Reconsidered is published in the most recent issue of Physics and Society on the APS website (American Physical Society)
http://www.aps.org/units/fps/newsletters/200807/monckton.cfm
It is bald faced lie, dude. Or sometimes bold faced lie, depending. But it is definitely NOT "bald face." It is faced, with a -d on the end. "Bald face" with no -d is grammatically incorrect. Please make a note of it.
I mean people make out like correct English is so fucking hard, but is it really that hard to get simple things right? Is it?
Also, I'd love it if you had your own Stranger column. You should make some calls.
We aren't really here on earth anymore. Earth actually blew up millions of years ago and we are all just the echoes of a civilization that keeps reliving the final era of the planet in an endless loop, hoping to change the outcome but failing. The real truth of 9/11 is that it is responsible for starting the countdown to earth's destruction every time. Global warming is an illusion, something our minds have invented to keep us occupied as once again we plummet toward our eventual destruction.
Making this shit up is fun. I should start my own movement...
911 Truthers are united in their ability to believe anything, provided it is from some "underground" source. Curiously, almost all their beliefs can be found on Alex Jones' website. Many of them also don't believe in evolution, and that moron who made Loose Change is a total Jesus freak (which is relevant, since it's indicative of his inability to differentiate between fact and fiction).
actually language is defined by usage. there are no "rules". language evolves.
So, Alex Jones is a quack???
Actually, those are facts. Really. I read them at the Vancouver Science Museum this past weekend. Really. The past 10,000 years have been the most stable in Earth's existence. We are overdue for a warm spell, just like the ones that let Vikings live on Greenland. Shit happens. The Earth will still be here and will recover with some sweet species. We may not. Booohooo.
While I realize it makes a lot of people feel good (read : righteous), it does need to be said that this entire issue is one of the more pointless ones in existence (which is saying something).
This planet goes through spells. Might we humans be speeding up one of these spells? Quite possibly. But either way, there's eventually going to be (at the very least) another ice age coming down the pike that will wipe us out nice and cleanly. And even if that doesn't come, or we're somehow able to survive it, eventually, the sun will blow up real good, and poof goes the whole enchilada.
Have a nice day!
@ 13 - Yez, langwich do evolves -- and evolution might give us all another a-hole but we don't have to be happy about it. And while we're at it, nothing is ever "fresh baked." It might be "freshly baked" or it might be "fresh, baked" but it is never "fresh baked." Lord help me, I might even allow it to be "fresh-baked" but never "fresh baked." The rules do change and this one may but it hasn't yet. And need not it doesn't do.
Paul, this post is a bit disingenuous of you. When, last year, you interviewed several people -- including me -- for the mostly-uninformative but generally-fair article you wrote about the local 9/11 Truth Movement, you were told that local activist groups had recently splintered over the advancement of ideas that went well beyond a disbelief in the story that our government told us all just hours after the disaster of 9/11, before they resisted any investigation until pressured by family members of the victims to initiate such an investigation. At that time, it was made abundantly clear to you that the Seattle offshoot of We Are Change set its sights on topics far beyond the need for a thorough and truly independent investigation of the events surrounding 9/11.
Even the people who headed the 9/11 Commission now admit that their report was incomplete and based on misleading information. Why don't you post something about "truthers" Thomas Kean and Lee Hamilton?
If you want to poke fun at people who still question whether the roots of global warming lie with mankind, please, go for it. But you know damned well that we still don't know what happened on September 11, 2001, and that we'll never find out as long as stupid fucking credulous hacks repeat without question the stories relayed to them by the Bush administration.
Amen brother!
The following was written by Peter Tatchell of The Guardian and published on September 12, 2007. The original contains links to supporting information that I am unable to replicate here due to Slog's two-links-per-comment rule. (emphasis added):
Notice that Tatchell does not mention climate change, electromagnetic scalar weapons, or lizard-men.
Over the past seven years, we have based a lot of really bad domestic and foreign policy on an unwavering belief in the story that George W. Bush and his cronies trotted out within hours of the destruction of the World Trade Center towers, yet even those who were in charge of the investigation of the disaster say that we still do not know the full truth about what happened.
I am baffled by people's resistance to a call for a thorough and truly independent investigation of the events surrounding 9/11.
@20 - the answer to your final statement is, sadly - especially in light of excellently written, level-headed stories like this one you've posted - more and more obvious every day :
They may not like what they hear.
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