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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Barista in Bikini Thows Boiling Water on Flasher in Bra and Panties

posted by on August 21 at 9:25 AM

At Parkland, Washington’s drive-thru espresso stand Java Girls, a lady in a bikini will serve you up the specialty coffee beverage of your choice—unless you’re a man wearing a bra and panties and exposing yourself, in which case a Java Girl will douse you with boiling water.

KIRO has the story:

Jamae Feddock, a bikini clad barista at Java Girls, said she first thought the man dressed in women’s underwear and exposing himself was a sick joke, until the man came back several times. “He has underwear over his face, he’s wearing hot pink panties now and the underwear that he was wearing is over his face and there’s a little peephole so he can see,” Feddock said.

Feddock and another barista were working around 5 a.m. last Thursday when the incident happened. They tried to get a look at the man’s license plate, but that too was covered up with women’s underwear.

When the man came back a third time one of the baristas took a cup of scalding hot water and doused him with it.

First, the fact that the sick-fuck underwear man concealed his license plate with panties is inspired.

Second, it sounds like he might have enjoyed the scalding. As Jamae Feddock told KIRO:

“[We] opened the door and threw boiling hot water on his face and his chest and he said oooh yeah.”

And as Jamae Feddock’s sister told KIRO in a follow-up report, the flashing wasn’t an isolated incident:

“At the Auburn stand of Java Girls, some guy came through doing something similar,” said Sharia Feddock.

Sharia said things like this don’t just happen to bikini baristas. She was flashed when she was working in jeans and a T-shirt.

Sharia said she doesn’t think the flashing incidents have anything to do with being a bikini barista.

Pierce County police are investigating.

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Haha! Oooh yeah!

Posted by Ziggity | August 21, 2008 9:29 AM


Posted by Mikki | August 21, 2008 9:35 AM

Why is it that half the time I read some hinky crime story in the local news it takes place in Parkland??

Posted by Hooty Sapperticker | August 21, 2008 9:37 AM

@2: 八宝菜?

Posted by Greg | August 21, 2008 9:42 AM

@4, the very one!


Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 21, 2008 9:46 AM

Um, what does that have to do with the boiling water barista?

Posted by Greg | August 21, 2008 9:52 AM

he's a total pervert and the entire premise of most Ranma characters is the transformation many characters make when doused with either hot or cold water.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 21, 2008 9:55 AM

Ah. 八宝斎, the character from Ranma, not 八宝菜, the food. Now it all makes sense.

Posted by Greg | August 21, 2008 9:57 AM


Posted by kid icarus | August 21, 2008 9:58 AM

You're a 17 year old slut working at an espresso stand in a bikini, one step (or 25yds) from working a corner.

Get used to it or go work at a bank, you fucking skank baristas with no self respect.

Posted by Non | August 21, 2008 10:08 AM

Of course the bikini aspect has nothing to do with the flashing.

I mean, how could a highly sexualized version of a mundane commercial transaction have any bearing on the fact that a perv repeatedly targets the bikini coffee stands?

For god's sake, people.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | August 21, 2008 10:27 AM

does anyone have any aloe?

Posted by panty_bandit | August 21, 2008 10:32 AM

i agree @ 10

this act is just a byproduct of her stupidity.

Posted by tiffany | August 21, 2008 10:51 AM

So bank tellers deserve to get shot during bank holdups, simply because they decided to take the job?

Police officers deserver to be shot on duty, because they carry guns?

Taxi drivers deserve to be robbed, because that's just part of the job?

Bartenders deserve to have drinks thrown in their face simply because they served them?

Lawyers deserve to be spat upon because they argue in court? Wait, that one may be OK.

When you were 17, what kind of high-paying, office job were you working? Did daddy set you up with your first 12 jobs?

Posted by Sir Vic | August 21, 2008 10:58 AM

@14: I definitely wasn't wearing a bikini in my retail stocking job, that's for sure.

Posted by Abby | August 21, 2008 11:11 AM

I was actually pumping gas at a full service station, @14

You are clearly a sex worker who is defensive about something

Posted by Non | August 21, 2008 11:13 AM

@15: Hmm, that's not a bad idea...HOT BIKINI STOCKERS...could be a way to draw more customers in these times of flagging retail sales.

Posted by laterite | August 21, 2008 11:22 AM

Eh, tons of teen girls are already huge slut-bags. If she can earn some bucks to put herself into college for it, all the power to her. Better than giving it away for free to some pimply-faced dropout.

The sadder party here has gotta be the middle-aged guys who patronize her.

Posted by Gloria | August 21, 2008 11:49 AM

Well said man in bra and panties!

Posted by Sad Comment | August 21, 2008 11:59 AM

It made "Oddball" on "Countdown with Keith Olberman" last night.

Posted by elswinger | August 21, 2008 12:24 PM

i certainly hope the barista is charged with assault with a deadly weapon for her violent actions.

Posted by josh barn | August 21, 2008 12:55 PM

from #10:
"You're a 17 year old slut working at an espresso stand in a bikini, one step (or 25yds) from working a corner.

Get used to it or go work at a bank, you fucking skank baristas with no self respect"

wow, thats rich, what with you being an idiot on the internet who by your rantings against sex workers make you come off as one step away from becoming a sociopath serial killer.

Posted by point x point synopsis | August 21, 2008 1:08 PM

Hah, that water wasn't boiling, it was lukewarm, and didn't hurt a bit! And I had a dry shirt and panties in the trunk! Joke's on you, sweetheart!

Posted by Fnarf | August 21, 2008 1:23 PM

Fnarf wins!

Posted by David Schmader | August 21, 2008 1:37 PM

Yeah, but truth be told, my nipples are a little sore.

Posted by Fnarf | August 21, 2008 2:08 PM

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