Slog - Comments on Barista in Bikini Thows Boiling Water on Flasher in Bra and Panties

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:29:57 -0800

Haha! Oooh yeah!

Comment by Mikki

Mikki — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:35:58 -0800

Happosai!!

Comment by Hooty Sapperticker

Hooty Sapperticker — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:37:11 -0800

Why is it that half the time I read some hinky crime story in the local news it takes place in Parkland??

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:42:12 -0800

@2: 八宝菜?

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:46:42 -0800

@4, the very one!

I LOVE HAPPOSAI!

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:52:05 -0800

Um, what does that have to do with the boiling water barista?

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:55:14 -0800

he's a total pervert and the entire premise of most Ranma characters is the transformation many characters make when doused with either hot or cold water.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:57:51 -0800

Ah. 八宝斎, the character from Ranma, not 八宝菜, the food. Now it all makes sense.

Comment by kid icarus

kid icarus — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:58:32 -0800

HA! HAPPOSAI! ^_^

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:08:42 -0800

You're a 17 year old slut working at an espresso stand in a bikini, one step (or 25yds) from working a corner.

Get used to it or go work at a bank, you fucking skank baristas with no self respect.

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:27:58 -0800

Of course the bikini aspect has nothing to do with the flashing.

I mean, how could a highly sexualized version of a mundane commercial transaction have any bearing on the fact that a perv repeatedly targets the bikini coffee stands?

For god's sake, people.

Comment by panty_bandit

panty_bandit — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:32:37 -0800

does anyone have any aloe?

Comment by tiffany

tiffany — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:51:21 -0800

i agree @ 10

this act is just a byproduct of her stupidity.

Comment by Sir Vic

Sir Vic — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 10:58:37 -0800

@10.
So bank tellers deserve to get shot during bank holdups, simply because they decided to take the job?

Police officers deserver to be shot on duty, because they carry guns?

Taxi drivers deserve to be robbed, because that's just part of the job?

Bartenders deserve to have drinks thrown in their face simply because they served them?

Lawyers deserve to be spat upon because they argue in court? Wait, that one may be OK.

When you were 17, what kind of high-paying, office job were you working? Did daddy set you up with your first 12 jobs?

Comment by Abby

Abby — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:11:36 -0800

@14: I definitely wasn't wearing a bikini in my retail stocking job, that's for sure.

Comment by Non

Non — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:13:51 -0800

I was actually pumping gas at a full service station, @14

You are clearly a sex worker who is defensive about something

Comment by laterite

laterite — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:22:33 -0800

@15: Hmm, that's not a bad idea...HOT BIKINI STOCKERS...could be a way to draw more customers in these times of flagging retail sales.

Comment by Gloria

Gloria — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:49:45 -0800

Eh, tons of teen girls are already huge slut-bags. If she can earn some bucks to put herself into college for it, all the power to her. Better than giving it away for free to some pimply-faced dropout.

The sadder party here has gotta be the middle-aged guys who patronize her.

Comment by Sad Comment

Sad Comment — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:59:43 -0800

@10
Well said man in bra and panties!

Comment by elswinger

elswinger — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:24:50 -0800

It made "Oddball" on "Countdown with Keith Olberman" last night.

Comment by josh barn

josh barn — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:55:25 -0800

i certainly hope the barista is charged with assault with a deadly weapon for her violent actions.

Comment by point x point synopsis

point x point synopsis — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:08:51 -0800

from #10:
"You're a 17 year old slut working at an espresso stand in a bikini, one step (or 25yds) from working a corner.

Get used to it or go work at a bank, you fucking skank baristas with no self respect"

wow, thats rich, what with you being an idiot on the internet who by your rantings against sex workers make you come off as one step away from becoming a sociopath serial killer.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:23:04 -0800

Hah, that water wasn't boiling, it was lukewarm, and didn't hurt a bit! And I had a dry shirt and panties in the trunk! Joke's on you, sweetheart!

Comment by David Schmader

David Schmader — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:37:56 -0800

Fnarf wins!

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:08:51 -0800

Yeah, but truth be told, my nipples are a little sore.