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Helen Mirren is 63, and looks 500 times better in a bikini than Paris Hilton, not to mention the rest of humanity.
Thank you, Daily Mail, and you’re welcome, Charles.
Damn straight she is hot
Yowza. Total hotness.
Wow, I'd hit that seven days a week!
I agree that she is an attractive woman, but I'm not entirely sure that photo is real.
However, if it is real, then... WOW.
Totally agree. I've had the hots for her for a long time.
WOW. You made this - er - older lesbian's day.
Plus, Paris is a dummy.
Hate to burst your bubble, but it's pretty obvious that pic's been Photoshop'd. (Especially evident around the abs & the rock behind.)
Nobody really believes that Helen is hotter now than Paris. Look at the two photos. Paris is 1000x hotter than saggy, wrinkled, gray Helen. The only thing that turns stomachs is the action Paris is involved in, that makes people wonder what is causing the burning sensations she's scratching at. If she didn't have her hand in her bikini scratching, you'd all agree she's hotness.
Prime Suspect...for HAWTNESS!!!
Quit being a buzzkill to my JO material for later.
It's Photoshop or Pilates. Good work, either way.
@9: You can tell because of the pixels?
The Cook, the Thief, and Helen FUCKING Mirren.
Thanks for the Cougar shot, the straight guy minority approves!
#9 - He's seen quite a few shops in his time.
Dude, your mom is haaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwt!
This is a papparazzi picture taken from a great distance. It's not Photoshopped.
Click on the link to the Daily Mail to see the other pictures.
Queen Helen doesn't need to be photoshopped. She is Goddess.
Oh, I forgot to post this part:
Oh Stop @#10 is an ass.
It's the same thing.
Also, for you buzzkill naysayers that think it is photoshopped, not likely. I'm a graphic artist and can do that, this one looks legit to me. I checked it closely:)
I'm also redundant.
Hum a maw hum a maw hum a nah.
She's always looked hot, even when she was in her 20s.
I'm waiting for the usual gang of teenage virgins to start spouting off about how fat she is.
Very impressive. I'll be in my bunk.
Jesus God, that woman has the sex muscles!
It is a bit troubling that her arms are more defined than mine!
Another reason to curse the British.
I don't know who the hell she is, but she does look amazing.
I suddenly want to watch "Excalibur."
The Daily Mail is notorious for photoshopping. There's also quite a bit here that looks suspicious, like the inner curve of her right breast (fuzzy), the edge of her right waist/hip (bathing suits never sit that smoothly), and the edge of her left abs (why so lumpy?).
On the other hand, the center of her body hasn't been faked. Those abs look real.
Whether it has been retouched or not, I'd like to point out that someone posted a picture intended to make a 63-year-old look amazing. That, in itself, is awesome. (And I went "daaaayum" in the first second I saw it, too.)
@30, you don't know who Helen Mirren is? Netflix. "Prime Suspect". Now.
I'm more interested in her face. (Hey, I'm a fag.) Has she had plastic surgery? The verdict is an equivocal yes.
Damn. Bolshis age better than the rest of us. Must be the moral clarity.
That picture of "Paris Hilton" looks a lot more like Nicole Ritchie to me.
I used to photoshop a model for extra cash. It does look retouched.
The bent leg, the ab line that disappears, the slightly too dark edges, the slightly blurred edges. But hey, who cares?
Is it sad I thought she looked hot even in "The Queen?" What can I say, I love the dignified older ladies. Kudos to her!
Helen Mirren makes being a girl look easy. God knows how she manages, but my sole chance is according to elementary school ballet lessons: assume the position. Suck in the gut, stand up straight, squeeze buttocks together. If I ever do this in public, I'm sure you all will notice.
How hard aging is: http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/0,5538,PB64-SUQ9MzIwNjQmbnI9NQ_3_3,00.html
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