Life Anonymous Female Blasts Anonymous Male Anonymously
posted by May 19 at 8:55 AM
onA couple weeks ago in I, Anonymous, a man implored his female friends to stop making him listen to conversations about their sex lives. This weekend brought a response:
To the royal D-bag who wrote in two weeks ago to complain about his three gal pals who “can’t keep [their] mouths shut about opening [their] legs”: get over yourself and grow up. You’re a misogynist in the truest sense of the word. It seems the only mistake these women have made is thinking that you’re a friend, and as such, someone they can talk to about their lives, sex included. As for your alleged “guy friend” who claims that a woman who talks about her sex life “either wants to fuck you or piss you off,” tell “him” this Seattle 2008, not Podunk 1958; get over the virgin/whore dichotomy. Women are people, just like you (giving you the benefit of the doubt). We like to have sex and then we like to talk about it with our friends. You’re an immature, self-absorbed, fleck-of-fecal-matter frat boy. The reason you can’t get a “quality date” or a “quality fuck” in a town filled with awesome, sexually “liberated” women is that you don’t constitute either yourself.
Zing and then some.
(Still, who isn’t occasionally sick of women talking about their sex lives?)
Comments
Yes, frankly, I am tired of anyone talking about his or her "sex life."
No one wants to hear what you dreamt about unless you dreamt about them.
I can't believe I just did that.
Sarah Jessica Parker can say whatever she wants... That butt-ugly hat distracts attention from anything coming out of her mouth.
Lighten up and move on.
Honestly, can't blame him totally... I'm a female, and sometimes my friends' accounts of their nocturnal adventures is stomach-churning. I mean, dear God, do I really need to hear THAT?!
Fleck of fecal matter? That's a good one!
I would agree on the last line, though. Most guys who complain about not meeting "quality girls" are assholes.
The respondent sounds a bit defensive. Perhaps she's blabbed to her coworkers a few too many times herself about what her and her date did last night with a strap-on, a ball gag, a bottle of lube, etc.
There is nothing I can think of I'd like to hear about less than somebody else's sex life. The only sex life I care about is my own. If you have a sex life, good for you but STFU. Random co-workers and strangers at bus stops, or even friends, don't really want to know about it.
Echoing @10. Unless I ask, I don't want to hear about anybody's sex lives, man or woman or in-between. Please don't presume everyone's thrilled to hear the sticky details.
the assertion that seattle isn't podunk 1958 is wrong. seattle is podunk 1962. This fucking fishing village is ridiculous sometimes.
i think the chick that wrote that letter lives in shawano
Nobody wants to hear about how many guys these girls blew this weekend... Well except maybe me. And don't go light on the nasty details girlfriend!
I hate people who use the phrase "truest sense of the word" almost as much as I hate people who use the phrase "every sense of the word".
And as far as I'm aware, the word "misogynist" has only one sense.
Seattle is still podunk in 2008
When you're not getting any, hearing about other people's sex lives can get irritating.
I wonder why he's hanging out with girls who won't fuck him (and I bet he's interested in at least one of them -- thus the extra irritation.)
Too bad he doesn't work with them... he could get their asses fired for harassment.
Reason # 358 why it's better to be gay:
Women who claim any criticism of their behavior will always be tiresome, especially when they tell you how 'misogynistic' you must be if you don't approve of everything they do.
How I pity straight guys who have to listen to this drivel. Some days it feels like being gay is the most precious gift god has ever given me!
@2,3: Six shooter, I love you for that comment. Although:
"Don't let that stop you. Tell them anyway, and you can make it up as you go."
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