Life Anonymous Female Blasts Anonymous Male Anonymously
posted by May 19 at 8:55 AMon
A couple weeks ago in I, Anonymous, a man implored his female friends to stop making him listen to conversations about their sex lives. This weekend brought a response:
To the royal D-bag who wrote in two weeks ago to complain about his three gal pals who “can’t keep [their] mouths shut about opening [their] legs”: get over yourself and grow up. You’re a misogynist in the truest sense of the word. It seems the only mistake these women have made is thinking that you’re a friend, and as such, someone they can talk to about their lives, sex included. As for your alleged “guy friend” who claims that a woman who talks about her sex life “either wants to fuck you or piss you off,” tell “him” this Seattle 2008, not Podunk 1958; get over the virgin/whore dichotomy. Women are people, just like you (giving you the benefit of the doubt). We like to have sex and then we like to talk about it with our friends. You’re an immature, self-absorbed, fleck-of-fecal-matter frat boy. The reason you can’t get a “quality date” or a “quality fuck” in a town filled with awesome, sexually “liberated” women is that you don’t constitute either yourself.
Zing and then some.
(Still, who isn’t occasionally sick of women talking about their sex lives?)