News The One on the Right Is a Killer
posted by December 28 at 13:21 PM
onThe crime:
AN ELDERLY circus worker was crushed by an elephant on the North Coast yesterday.
The scene:
Police said a Stardust Circus worker found his colleague lying on the ground soon after entering the elephant’s enclosure in a Yamba park about 5.15 pm.
The motive:
It is believed it was a 50-year-old female Asian elephant named Arna, which was at the centre of an animal-cruelty case dismissed in 2004.
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I probably would have said "who was at the centre of an animal-cruelty case," not "which." Would that have been incorrect? I mean, we gave the elephant a name, she can't be a "who"?
I am so excited for the influx of circus/zoo animal related deaths to link the Tiger thing to a BRAND NEW epidemic!!!!
Payback is a bitch, loser humans!
The elephants and tigers are just following orders from their squirrel overlords.
Elephants are nasty creatures.
I wish an elephant/tiger would crush/eat that thing on the left.
That's awesome! MOOOREEE!
Well, at least the elephant wasn't trying to have sex with him. Or maybe she was.
Your time has come, humans.
Obviously a terrorist attack.
Time to declare war on Ceylon!
Ceylon?
The guy on the left is killing me.
Pit bulls. Tigers. Elephants. What's next, killer Canada-fucking-geese?
thank you for posting this. there just aren't enough of these "feel good" stories in the news anymore.
@ 12 don't under estimate the geese. They can be horrible creatures.
Of course it all depends on what they are doing when they attack you. Fucking geese might not be so dangerous.
I'll kill any bird for fun and not even give a shit.
Actually, that's not true. Not with the ducks. Male mallards: no. Female? Fuck yeah! Especially if I see eggs!
Sorry, Mr. Poe, but you can't ever be as horrible to female ducks as male ducks are, particularly the ones that gang-rape any lone females they can find.
The feel-good revenge story of the year!
Three words: Chuckles The Clown
@17
That's why I'm on their side. I respect them. And I think they're so cute! Rapin' them bitches.
I came out in defense of zoos yesterday, but fuck animal circuses. We should follow B.C.'s lead and ban them outright.
circuses are slavery & zoos are jails.
all elephants in Murka should be moved to a sanctuary such as:
http://www.elephantsanctuary.org/default2.asp
Why do we keep any of these killing machines alive? The circus is no better than the pit bull owners. The time is now to strike them down while we have most of them in zoos and circuses.
Elephants have been abused forever by these dumbass circuses....they should definitely be outlawed and the elephants sent to sanctuaries.
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