It's little gems like these that remind me why I have such a big girl crush on you, Lindy.

That makes my ovaries ache.

Random, I went to high school 11 years ago with the chick in her company picnic blog.
Well, when her husband falls off a cliff during one of their hikes and it's on the news we all know what to do...

The pursuit of Twinkies doesn't seem to pass them by either.

they are just too fabulous.

Jealous much Heather? Feel free to log on to my page and criticize.

http://gofuckurself.blogspot.com

Oh, like Bennifer à la Gigli?

Also, I am in love with their high end fashion taste. His Tommy Bahama inspired short sleeve shirts and her mom jeans and circa 1995 crocheted cardigans are just too too.

What the hell? They link to Pamela Sitt? They link to THIS: http://www.chatwithwomen.com/index.php ? LOOK AT THAT!

And "cry me a river" about a boy who fell off a cliff?

And for someone who's into "30s and 40s fashion", she sure wears a lot of fleece and sleeveless Ts.

What universe is this?

TYPO ALERT! That is *SO* not premier.

"When we got to the top we saw a dedication plaque to a kid you died falling off the cliff. "

They like Pigs on Parade and the Girl About Town, thats not a good sign.

@9: Yeah, I took out the Pamela Sitt reference because I can't find it, and I think I must have just misread something. But still.

There's MORE!

http://www.natharbi.org/index.php

Uh, barf.

Yawn...call me when they start a poly ring with Chris Crocker.

Wait. On second thought, don't.

Speaking of aching ovaries....

They both appear to like bouncy castles.

http://www.insertcredit.com/archives/news/102007/notforchildren2.jpg

@13

They are so ~artistic~

I didn't know these people existed, and I was happy that way. Why did you have to ruin it?

What the fuck is a quantrelle? Anyone??? The bobble-headed blond keeps calling chicks quantrelles, including herself, and I can't find a solid definition of the word anywhere.

I suspect if there is a definition, it will make me heave.

I tried to post on their blog, but surprise it's moderated.

I think we can at least be blessed that due to his probable homosexuality they won't be bredding. Even if he is straight (hah) she wouldn't do 'that' anyway as it might mess up her hair.

@19: to answer your question, i think it is also a typo ala "..."cry you a river" and she means "chantrelle" which is a mushroom and (i predict) the hot new new name for gerry-springer types to inflict their daughters. just kidding. but it could happen.

@19 - Closest thing I could find was "Quantrill" - the name of a Confederate guerilla notorious for wanton killings of Indians. Judging by the general tastelessness of the blog as a whole, I would wager that's what she's referring to.

The Pamela Sitt connection: the Times confusingly has two features named "Girl About Town" -- one is the Sunday column by Pamela Sitt, the other is a "reader blog" by something called "Darnell Sue". The happy doll couple link to the latter.

cienna! get this--i think it's a typo for "quaintrelle," which according to wikipedia, is the female equivalent of a dandy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandy

Oh JFC, someone stole my fictional blog page. You people are pathetic. I think the D list is the bottom rung, and destroying ordinary people's pages is a little sad. Go make fun of the blair warner website if you need something to do. She loves scrapbooking and Jesus.

ww.lisawhelchel.com/journal/index.html

Dandy Boy should avoid wearing shorts

The fucker wears SPATS to social events like the Opera. Made especially for him by his seamstress. In avant garde colors like mustard yellow.

It's "characters" like him that make me want to wear the same JC Penney suit every day of my life from here on out.

@19 it's mispelled--should be quaintrelle. According to wikipedia: "A quaintrelle is the female equivalent of a dandy."

Can I give you a hug? This is the most delicious site I've seen since I-don't-know when. In full disclosure, I know someone who dated Nathaniel Hollywood (not his real name, can you imagine?) and well...

Did you know that he is also a Dating Guru?

@23-- One is The Times, and one is the PI. Thanks anyway, though.

Mystery solved. He's the Seattle Spin guy. Seattle Spin is a remarkably flaccid "email newsletter" about unexciting goings-on in the city. I remember them quite well, for a series of incidents early in their history when they decided to spam the motherfucking hell out of the whole world to get their product noticed, and couldn't quite grasp the concept of "unsubscribing".

There's a hideous photo of a drag queen on their web page for some reason. http://www.seattlespin.net/

"The (El Goucho) piano player did not know the Snoopy song. This should be the first interview question for any lounge piano player, knowing the Snoopy song should a mandatory job requirement."

I think my eyes just rolled out of my head...

@31. Ugh. Somebody get that guy a web dev pronto. My grandmothers do-it-yourself AOL family tree page is more professionally laid out than that.

I thought Seattle's premier couple was Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili.

@31 and the seattle spin is located one block away from the stranger.....

1510 NE 11th Avenue Seattle, WA 98045

that dandy is well within your grasp lindy.

In addition to Seattle Spin, he also runs something called "Model Search TV" and the author of "How to Ask Gorgeous Women Out."
Also, he's a Miata enthusiast. Nuff said.

@27: Hey, spats are awesome. The fact that this idiot wears them, not so much. And yellow? God, somebody shoot him already.

Miata? Wonder if he knows Bill Nye.

I am in love! IN LOVE! Please, if anyone spots this Natharbi thing in real life, take photos and post them to the Stranger's Flickr. I want to see their silly mugs shopping at Costco, pumping gas, and picking up their dog's shit.

oh thank god it means female dandy, and not something to do with pussy freshness as I feared...

Look up "shallow" in the dictionary and you find these two.

He's a block away. Send the public intern after him. Though I suspect it's Barbi you really want; their blog drips female honeydew. Well, maybe that's him, I dunno.

@41

My first sock puppet! I'm sorta flattered.

@25, left coast:
Sorry, but if you style yourselves Seattle's "nouveau celebrity couple," you're obviously DYING to be talked about. And if you say some heartless shit about somebody's dead kid, then I don't even feel bad for making fun of you.

Re: Pamela Sitt, that's confusing. One girl about town is too many.

#10--

And then there's "Nathaniel road my bike."

Her name isn't Barbi for nothing.

There's THREE Girls About Town now -- Seattle Spin is starting one, another email newsletter, for "Stylish xx for Seattle fashionistas", whatever the hell that means. The Darnell Sue one is a friend of theirs -- they appear to do quite a bit of mutual blogrolling -- so maybe it's the same person. I don't know. I don't want to know.

I do however want to know if Barbi Hollywood, like her namesake and apparent idol (she's very keen), has no nipples or genitalia.

I think I'm going to be sick.

@35 & 42: We're 11th Ave, not NE 11th Ave.

There is no 1510 NE 11th ave.

Also, 98045 is in North Bend.

Check out their "First Date" (March 2007). More importantly, note Dandy Man's PINK shirt. Just like Fashion Jkeans Ken: http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/fashionjeans.htm.

Oops. I mean June. But the Ken comment stands without error.

this is the only picture i enjoyed
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/Barbidonovan/IMG_3420-1.jpg

"We got so caught up in the gift giving moment we forgot to take photos."

Nooooooooooooooooooo

nate hollywood has THE SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION in every damn picture--that toothy, wide-mouthed grin.

these people are tasteless, charmless, vulgar morons. they misspell capitol hill. they don't know what serendipity means. they are ugly.

the gall.

This display of self-aggrandizement is really just their pathetic plea for insecurity driven attention and recognition. I know this Hollywood character. He's a blatant narcissist and superficial social climber. Only, he doesn't know that everyone can see him coming from a mile away. And his new girlfriend is just a brainless "barbi" doll, who can't see through his hubris and actually embraces it. I can't believe she has started going by that repulsive fake last name "Hollywood". Sad day when this is Seattle's "premier couple."

Apparently, Mr. Hollywood was one of Seattle's most eligible bachelors in 2003.
http://chatwithwomen.com/articles/nathanialH.htm


No wonder so many women complain there are no guys left in Seattle...

She's missing a tooth & he has a few too many!

From that "most eligible bachelor" page comes this horrifying Q 'n' A:

Question: "OK, so really, why is it that you'll be interested enough in a gal to ask for her number, risk rejection, and then not follow-up and call her later on?"

A: Warming Up, practice on low tension targets and game my game together before moving onto the real targets.

Targets? Gaming my game?

@60 It looks like he 'gamed his game' and hit a 'target'...

ALSO: I used to know him and make fun of him often. And he once taught a class called "he Shy Guy’s Guide To The Approach" at Discover-U with the following summary:
Address the #1 challenge of single guys: seeing a woman of interest, wanting to approach, but being paralyzed by not knowing what to do or
say. Through role-playing, learn to be confidently prepared next time! Nathaniel Hollywood is the President of Haute Monde, the editor of Seattle Spin, a regular publisher in Active Single’s Life.
(not online anymore, tragically, but google "nathaniel hollywood" discover-u and you can look at the cache)

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