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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

In Other (Bleak) News

posted by on December 26 at 16:41 PM

Six people found murdered this morning in a rural Carnation home. Two suspects have been arrested.

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Holy - fucking - shit.

Posted by Mr. Poe | December 26, 2007 4:47 PM

drugs are bad.

Posted by max solomon | December 26, 2007 4:56 PM

I regret nothing besides spending my lunch flipping through your crummy paper today. Thankfully there was a large write-up on the Alki Tavern, a great spot for hanging, chatting, or reading Auden (as was the case last thursday).

Anyway, regarding this sad Carnation news,

I wonder if fuck-up Feit can join the police and go scout out people and detect if they are Serial Killers or Mass Murderers! Cunts who play that sort of game can usually help out the Police State.

Josh could be the Catch Me If You Can adolescent of Seattle!

Posted by keenan | December 26, 2007 5:06 PM

@ 2:
"drugs are bad"

yeah, sure do hate those Protease inhibitors, Glucocorticoids, ACE inhibitors, analgesics and the like.

ohh you mean illegal drugs, rant on good sir, rant on.

Posted by point x point synopsis | December 26, 2007 5:13 PM

#3 - didn't get what you wanted for christmas?

Posted by bazz | December 26, 2007 5:59 PM

Did I miss a memo? Are we hating Josh for any specific crime against humanity or is it just his existence that's offensive?

I'm always happy to pile on but I'm gonna need a little more to work with. Thanks.

Posted by brian | December 26, 2007 6:03 PM

@5 &6
I don't know, but obviously I remember the cute game of Guess the Serial Killer or Mass Murderer that Josh played as a tyke - he sounded weirdly proud in that post about his teen years. I'll contain all of my comments from now on with that screwed up sense of good-time fun. Thanks for asking.

Posted by keenan | December 26, 2007 6:11 PM

Winner, Most Cliche Criminals of 2007:

"The suspects were arrested after they apparently showed up at the crime scene while police were there"

Posted by unPC | December 26, 2007 6:16 PM

Jesus Christ!

Posted by Michigan Matt | December 26, 2007 6:21 PM

this story made the paper in McHenry, IL. it was missing most of the info the story carried in the Seattle paper! But the Northwest Harold is not a good paper anyway! Sad, so sad.

Posted by Laura | December 26, 2007 6:35 PM

Christmas is evil. Join the woX.

Posted by M | December 26, 2007 7:01 PM

Wanna bet Seattle's daily papers will carry a breaking story about the little town being rocked by the murders? You can always count on the Times and P-I (and local TV news, of course) to run the most cliched follow ups to major crimes. I predict tomorrow's dailies will print above-the-fold front page photos of the dead family's weathered mailbox.

Posted by Slip Mahoney | December 26, 2007 7:07 PM

What happened to the pit bulls?

Will no one think of the pit bulls?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 26, 2007 11:25 PM

Time to get another close up look at Greta Van Susteren's face lift.

Posted by Andy | December 27, 2007 1:55 AM

oh please, @4.

i assumed it was a drug deal gone bad. i was wrong, obviously.

believe me, i like drugs. ILLEGAL drugs.

Posted by maxsolomon@home | December 27, 2007 7:54 AM

You assumed it was a legal drug deal that went bad?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | December 27, 2007 7:58 AM

Merry fucking Christmas, dead family.

Posted by Greg | December 27, 2007 8:20 AM

no, i assumed it was Meth (it IS carnation).

i hadn't assumed a bad seed.

again, i was wrong.

Posted by max solomon | December 27, 2007 8:49 AM

I wonder if the two suspects did it.. who shows up at the scene of a crime you just committed? unless of course, they realized they left without their meth.It is the boonies though, perhaps they were that simple- minded.

Posted by orangekrush | December 27, 2007 9:09 AM

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