Slog - Comments on In Other (Bleak) News

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:47:47 -0800

Holy - fucking - shit.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:56:40 -0800

drugs are bad.

Comment by keenan

keenan — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:06:31 -0800

I regret nothing besides spending my lunch flipping through your crummy paper today. Thankfully there was a large write-up on the Alki Tavern, a great spot for hanging, chatting, or reading Auden (as was the case last thursday).

Anyway, regarding this sad Carnation news,

I wonder if fuck-up Feit can join the police and go scout out people and detect if they are Serial Killers or Mass Murderers! Cunts who play that sort of game can usually help out the Police State.

Josh could be the Catch Me If You Can adolescent of Seattle!

Comment by point x point synopsis

point x point synopsis — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:13:15 -0800

@ 2:
"drugs are bad"

yeah, sure do hate those Protease inhibitors, Glucocorticoids, ACE inhibitors, analgesics and the like.

ohh you mean illegal drugs, rant on good sir, rant on.

Comment by bazz

bazz — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:59:45 -0800

#3 - didn't get what you wanted for christmas?

Comment by brian

brian — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:03:40 -0800

Did I miss a memo? Are we hating Josh for any specific crime against humanity or is it just his existence that's offensive?

I'm always happy to pile on but I'm gonna need a little more to work with. Thanks.

Comment by keenan

keenan — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:11:38 -0800

@5 &6
I don't know, but obviously I remember the cute game of Guess the Serial Killer or Mass Murderer that Josh played as a tyke - he sounded weirdly proud in that post about his teen years. I'll contain all of my comments from now on with that screwed up sense of good-time fun. Thanks for asking.

Comment by unPC

unPC — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:16:12 -0800

Winner, Most Cliche Criminals of 2007:

"The suspects were arrested after they apparently showed up at the crime scene while police were there"

Comment by Michigan Matt

Michigan Matt — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:21:51 -0800

Jesus Christ!

Comment by Laura

Laura — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:35:19 -0800

this story made the paper in McHenry, IL. it was missing most of the info the story carried in the Seattle paper! But the Northwest Harold is not a good paper anyway! Sad, so sad.

Comment by M

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:01:43 -0800

Christmas is evil. Join the woX.

Comment by Slip Mahoney

Slip Mahoney — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:07:43 -0800

Wanna bet Seattle's daily papers will carry a breaking story about the little town being rocked by the murders? You can always count on the Times and P-I (and local TV news, of course) to run the most cliched follow ups to major crimes. I predict tomorrow's dailies will print above-the-fold front page photos of the dead family's weathered mailbox.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:25:26 -0800

What happened to the pit bulls?

Will no one think of the pit bulls?

Comment by Andy

Andy — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:55:24 -0800

Time to get another close up look at Greta Van Susteren's face lift.

Comment by maxsolomon@home

maxsolomon@home — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:54:03 -0800

oh please, @4.

i assumed it was a drug deal gone bad. i was wrong, obviously.

believe me, i like drugs. ILLEGAL drugs.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:58:19 -0800

You assumed it was a legal drug deal that went bad?

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:20:46 -0800

Merry fucking Christmas, dead family.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:49:48 -0800

no, i assumed it was Meth (it IS carnation).

i hadn't assumed a bad seed.

again, i was wrong.

Comment by orangekrush

orangekrush — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:09:02 -0800

I wonder if the two suspects did it.. who shows up at the scene of a crime you just committed? unless of course, they realized they left without their meth.It is the boonies though, perhaps they were that simple- minded.