2008 Colbert Ends Race
posted by November 5 at 12:46 PMon
Damn—now who I am gonna support?
Stephen Colbert has dropped his bid for the White House.
His announcement came after the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council voted last week to keep the host of “The Colbert Report” off the state’s primary ballot. The vote was 13-3….
“Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history—only 10 votes—I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle,” Colbert said Monday in a statement. “It is time for this nation to heal.”
Hm… maybe I’ll throw my support to Fred Thompson. He’s a Republican, sure, but he does have a convicted cocaine dealer on his campaign staff.