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Monday, November 5, 2007

At Your Service

posted by on November 5 at 12:48 PM

A reader e-mails:

Hello Eli,

I can’t think for myself. I value the election cheat sheet in all its wisdom. I thought I saw it in a recent paper edition. Is it on the website somewhere? Please direct me. Thank you ever so much.

Here you go.

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Seriously, don't help people like this!! I can understand not wanting to think for yourself, but if you are too stupid to figure out how to use the search bar than you don't deserve to vote!!!
I managed to find the entry about Paul Lynde's Halloween special this way. Methinks the election sheet would not be that hard.

Posted by muckfetro | November 5, 2007 1:00 PM
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On the same subject of taking orders:

Those who slavishly succumb to the suasion of SEAMEC - kindly ignore their endorsement of Satterberg v. Sherman. SEAMEC awards Dan 5 A's and Bill gets 4 A's and one B - the B is for "awareness". WTF does "awareness" mean? Not gay enough? Join Sherman's March to the CPO. Some of you will inevitably end up in the dock. Who would you rather be prosecuted by?

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | November 5, 2007 1:20 PM
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Awareness is code for "will lie about his true feelings when it matters".

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 5, 2007 2:00 PM
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@1... Please don't say "me thinks". It makes me shudder in disgust.

Posted by Amelia | November 5, 2007 2:19 PM
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Yeaaaarrrrghh!

and whatnot....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 5, 2007 3:19 PM

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