News The Morning News
posted by August 8 at 7:40 AMon
They’re Having a Heat Wave: It’s pretty hot everywhere else in the US.
The British are Going! The British are Going! As Gordon Brown prepares to pull UK troops out of Iraq, Bushies express concern, let Brown know they would prefer Brits to stay in Iraq “another year or two.” Where’s your poodle when you need him?
Hillary and the Boys: Rivals lay into front-runner Clinton at latest Dem debate.
God’s Green Earth: Saving the homos didn’t work out, so bible humpers opt for saving the planet.
Modern Chemistry: Barry Bonds Breaks Aaron’s Home Run Record, hometown crowd cheers their “chemically-enhanced fraud,” says SF Chronicle.
Dead and Gone: The Yangtze river dolphin is declared extinct, “the first large animal to be wiped from the planet for 50 years, and only the fourth entire mammal family to disappear in 500 years.”