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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

You Know, I’ve Always Thought of Dane Cook and Jessica Alba…

posted by on June 20 at 11:23 AM

as the John and Yoko of our age.


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Oh, that's just terrible.

Posted by Ariel | June 20, 2007 11:36 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | June 20, 2007 11:42 AM

The reference is dumb, but I'm more offended by how half-assed the graphics are. That poster looks like shit.

Posted by Sarah | June 20, 2007 11:43 AM

Aww, look at his doughy airbrushed body choking the hotness out of Jessica "Barbie doll" Alba... how sweet.

Posted by Carollani | June 20, 2007 11:44 AM

Look at her dead face. She looks like a Real Doll.

Posted by Lindy | June 20, 2007 11:47 AM

Thank God he's wearing underwear.

Posted by keshmeshi | June 20, 2007 11:55 AM

I agree with everyone.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 20, 2007 11:57 AM


Posted by Sachi | June 20, 2007 12:00 PM

Alba looks stoned out of her gourd, dreaming of funyons.

Posted by Fer Reals | June 20, 2007 12:00 PM

Were they both even in the same room when the photo was taken? Looks like two different photos put together.

Posted by Phenics | June 20, 2007 12:01 PM

who the hell is dane cook?

Posted by brad | June 20, 2007 12:05 PM

Brad, I love you. Hell, I wish I WERE you...

Posted by David Schmader | June 20, 2007 12:12 PM

Dane Cook is a comedian. I've seen his's not unfunny, but it's not my kind of humor. He's mostly a storyteller of the "can you believe I'm saying this out loud" variety. Aimed at the 14-22/frat crowd. Not "Jackass" or anything (he's not mean, I dont' think).

That poster was totally photoshopped. Most posters are terrible.

Posted by hee | June 20, 2007 12:18 PM

hee-- the funny bits were probably someone else's. Cook is the second most notorious material thief working in comedy today, behind Carlos Mencia.

Posted by uncooked | June 20, 2007 12:28 PM

@14 - that bad, huh?

I know good Hispanic comedy when I see it.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 20, 2007 12:48 PM

if the roles were switched it would be interesting to look at.

Posted by maxsolomon | June 20, 2007 1:59 PM

I love the bicep they gave him. God damn, that's some fake hotness.

Posted by K | June 20, 2007 2:49 PM

the sooner dane cook has an acting career, the sooner he can quit doing his shitty, joke-stealing, frat-boy standup comedy. good luck dane!

Posted by bing | June 20, 2007 3:09 PM


I had been on a complete Dane Cook fast until now, allowing no image of or reference to him to enter my brain -- sort of like Lent only giving up something I absolutely despise rather than something I like. It was a wonderful three days while it lasted, and fuck is it ever hard to avoid that no-talent dipshit.

One of the things that I just can't stand about his comedy routines is all of the overenunciated non-jokes that he tells. Things like:

Dane Cook: Okay, so here's the situation, the Sitch-You-Way-She-Own...

[audience laughs]

I mean, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT? He's either passing joints out before he starts his show or he's packed the audience with mental patients and head injury victims. Those are the only good reasons for laughing at his shit.

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