Celeb OJ Leaks!
posted by June 20 at 11:18 AMon
The three most evil people in the history of everything, in order, used to go like this: George Bush, Satan, Accuser of Man, and OJ Simpson. But this list has been revised, and now reads OJ Simpson, OJ Simpson, OJ Simpson.
I am sure that y’all recall that horrible book OJ wrote about the people he murdered and the night he murdered them. ďIf I Did ItĒ, it was called. And youíll recall what a sickening stir it caused, and that it was pulled before one single bloody lie-soaked copy ever reached a Barnes and Noble bookshelf. Well, that horrid manuscript has been LEAKED on the internet, and excerpts of it can be found sprouting like poisonous mushrooms all over the space that is cyber. TMZ.com published a few of these, and now they might even be held in contempt of court. Here is one of the excerpts that those bad kids over at TMZ exposed (gosh darn them!):
Iím going to tell you a story youíve never heard before, because nobody knows this story the way I know it. It takes place on the night of June 12th, 1994, and it concerns the murder of my ex wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her young friend Ronald Goldman. I want you to forget everything you know about that night, because I know the facts better than anyone. I know the players. Iíve seen the evidence. Iíve heard the theories. And, of course, Iíve read the stories: That I did it. That I did it but I donít know I did it. That I can no longer tell fact from fiction. That I wake up in the middle of the night, consumed with guilt, screaming.
Indeed. At least, I really, really hope he does.
Gag more, here. If you dare.