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Friday, May 4, 2007

The In & Out Box

posted by on May 4 at 12:36 PM

Fucking hell. You would think, at this point, I would know better than to read my “Savage Love” mail while I’m trying to eat my lunch.

I am a gay guy with only minimal sexual experience with females, teenage petting, etc. A straight friend recently played some straight porn for me of a female ejaculating. It was alright I guess but I couldn’t help noticing that her anus repeatedly puckered out during her orgasm. I’ve never seen this before. know during female orgasm that the opening of the uterus moves down into the cervix, I think it is, to collect sperm. When this happens are the intestines, colon, anus, etc getting pushed out? And if so is it fair to say that when a woman has an orgasm she basically shits herself? I’m genuinely curious about this and mean no offence to my straight overlords who continue to such a great job making the world a better place to live, war and overpopulation notwithstanding.

Just A Bloke

Oh, man. Anyone want the rest of my sandwich?

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Posted by Mr. Poe | May 4, 2007 12:49 PM
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Hahahahahahah.

Posted by Callie | May 4, 2007 12:58 PM
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My guess: she was actually pissing and her anus was being pushed out with her exertion to launch her urine as vigorously as possible.

I'm not saying that some women don't ejaculate, I just think that the majority of "female ejaculation" you see in porn is actually robust urination.

But, hey, I'm no expert.

Posted by Paulus | May 4, 2007 12:58 PM
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"robust urination"

Gross.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 4, 2007 12:59 PM
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@3: the ladies in "squirting" porn are ususally giving it a push. that's why their asshole is moving. from personal experience, i can assure you it is NOT urine.

Posted by maxsolomon | May 4, 2007 1:02 PM
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Dan,
What is it about female ejaculation & puckering anuses that makes you lose your appetite?
:)

Posted by Mike in MO | May 4, 2007 1:04 PM
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Mike in MO

I would assume the puckering anuses? I don't know. It's just...ugh. Am I the only faggot in Seattle that does not find the Male or Female anus attractive in any way, shape or form?

But I must admit...those Edible Anuses look delicious.

Posted by Mr. Poe | May 4, 2007 1:08 PM
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There is a long article on female ejaculation on the Wikipedia, or so I am told.

Posted by elswinger | May 4, 2007 1:10 PM
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what kind of sandwich?

Posted by bill | May 4, 2007 1:16 PM
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@7 My first thought was back to those candy buttholes too! They should make a candy butthole for those in the fisting set with a blown out O ring! They would have to charge more though because you'd be getting more chocolate.

Posted by Kitty | May 4, 2007 1:39 PM
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@7 My first thought was back to those candy buttholes too! They should make a candy butthole for those in the fisting set with a blown out O ring! They would have to charge more though because you'd be getting more chocolate.

Posted by Kitty | May 4, 2007 1:39 PM
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straight overlords... shitting herself... hysterical! Probably can't finish his sandwich becasue he's laughing too hard.

Posted by nelbot | May 4, 2007 1:49 PM
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Keep that girl out of water when her ballast is going nuts like that. You see The Hunt For Red October?

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