Life And Now, from Highlights, for Children…
posted by on May 4 at 12:21 PM
And so, this olive branch…
As a small “please forgive me” for reporting shit about Jay-Z blowing up that was totally sort of not all that true, I offer this pretty poem:
We Are Still FriendsYou may not know it, but we are still friends
You may not see it, but we are still friends
You may not like it, but we are still friends.Don’t have three, have four!
Don’t have four, have five!
Don’t have five, have ten!
Don’t leave anyone out!You may not know it, but we are still friends
You may not see it, but we are still friends
You may not like it, but we are still friends.Jessica Salomon
Age 9
New York
From Highlights Magazine. I memorized that shit last night while I was waiting for a haircut a Rudy’s.
Isn’t it just darling?
Rudy's can eat my ass. Every fucking time I tell them what I want, they start cutting away and voila: a buzzcut.
I'm too much of a pussy to tell them straight to their face how much I wish they would die of cancer in front of me at that point. "Thanks."
I tip $5. I go home. I look in the mirror. I cry.
Motherfuckers.
@1. Just admit you're a masochist and like getting a fucked up buzz at Rudy's.
i'm stealing that poem for my myspace. i'll give the kid her due props. I LOVE IT!!!!
@2
Never!!!!!!1!
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