News Schrammie Bomb!
posted by May 25 at 14:33 PMon
The Department of Corrections headquarters were evacuated after they received a suspicious, handwritten, stained package containing…a Schrammie.
From the PI:
The package came from KOMO-TV headquarters, the station confirmed. It was addressed to the Department of Corrections secretary, Harold Clarke, Washington State Patrol Sgt. Ted DeHart said.
The Washington State Patrol dispatched its bomb squad. A bomb technician opened it and discovered the bobble-head doll. A State Patrol trooper has called Schram to discuss the incident.
Schram sends the dolls to people who he thinks have done something dubious.
Schram was taking the blunder in stride, saying that he was partially amused, embarrassed and perplexed.
“I am big on taking responsibility. I didn’t mail it. But it’s my ‘Schrammie,’ ” he said.
(Personal note to Ken: Feel free to send us a Schrammie any time. Bradley Steinbacher is your biggest fan!)
Our very own Charles Mudede and his partner in crime Robinson Devor received a Schrammie back in July for making a little gay-agenda promoting, horse-fuck-athon snuff film (currently making the rounds at Cannes) called Zoo.
I’d never seen a Schrammie on Charles’ incredibly cluttered desk, so I asked him where his Schrammie was. “I never got it,” he says.
For not following through on his promise to send Rob and Charles their Schrammie, Ken has become the first official recipient of The Stranger’s Dingleberry Award.
Shame on you Ken, shame on you.
(Double personal note to Ken: Your award is on its way. Really.)